Cars and Transportation: You dipstick! - FML

You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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Saturday 16 January 2010 9:05

Sucks for you >.< Get her number, (insurance number) >:D

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Saturday 16 January 2010 14:15

Today, I pulled up to the petrol station, and this creepy git kept staring at me, I was starting to get scared, so I turned my back on him, relived he was pulling away. He must have been to busy staring at my ass, because he took the front bumper off my car. FML

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Saturday 16 January 2010 9:05

Sucks for you >.< Get her number, (insurance number) >:D

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Saturday 16 January 2010 13:22

My first thought exactly

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Saturday 24 July 2010 6:03

He deserved it because he's dumb enough not to look at the road -.-

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Monday 26 July 2010 10:21

haha I just read another fml exactly like this

xAlwaysDreamNx 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:07

wow....

BrownSugar_fml 5

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:14

Well, at least now you have a reason to talk to her =]

hobrahtakeiteasy 0

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Wednesday 30 June 2010 5:30

agreed, sounds like a nice icebreaker...

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Saturday 16 January 2010 9:46

YDI for driving a truck.

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Saturday 16 January 2010 9:50

ahahahahahah

im2good25 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:53

And that's why us males have a higher accident rate.......not our fault

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Saturday 16 January 2010 13:24

If you're curious... women have the higher accident rate. But men have a higher rate of lethal accidents.

im2good25 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 22:46

really? I thought I saw a statistic saying males get into more accidents..... alright thanks

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Sunday 17 January 2010 5:37

Not sure if that stat was U.S. or global, but it was in the fantastic bestseller /Traffic/.

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Saturday 16 January 2010 10:04

hopefully you got her number....you know, to talk about the insurance.

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Saturday 16 January 2010 10:18

haha, perfect way to get a dinner.

kloof 0

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Saturday 16 January 2010 10:33

Great first impression.

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Saturday 16 January 2010 11:29

Yes! I'm first! Everyone sucks but me! Number one!!!

ProtoBuster_1 5

Saturday 16 January 2010 14:11

No, you're #10, loser troll...

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