You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 043
You deserved it 40 320

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Sucks for you >.< Get her number, (insurance number) >:D

Today, I pulled up to the petrol station, and this creepy git kept staring at me, I was starting to get scared, so I turned my back on him, relived he was pulling away. He must have been to busy staring at my ass, because he took the front bumper off my car. FML

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Sucks for you >.< Get her number, (insurance number) >:D

My first thought exactly

He deserved it because he's dumb enough not to look at the road -.-

haha I just read another fml exactly like this

Well, at least now you have a reason to talk to her =]

agreed, sounds like a nice icebreaker...

YDI for driving a truck.

ahahahahahah

And that's why us males have a higher accident rate.......not our fault

If you're curious... women have the higher accident rate. But men have a higher rate of lethal accidents.

really? I thought I saw a statistic saying males get into more accidents..... alright thanks

Not sure if that stat was U.S. or global, but it was in the fantastic bestseller /Traffic/.

hopefully you got her number....you know, to talk about the insurance.

haha, perfect way to get a dinner.

Great first impression.

Yes! I'm first! Everyone sucks but me! Number one!!!

No, you're #10, loser troll...