I'm guessing he doesn't otherwise we wouldn't have seen this FML

I think this is the same dad caught on camera masturbating to porn on his child's computer from a few days ago... Glad the story has been updated.

Probably Dad's laptop has been set a parental lock by Mom already, to stop him watching porn (and to make him have some real sex instead?)

Apparantley not.

If you are looking up porn instead of having sex there is a whole differs set of problems here. I think the dad isn't getting any and wont even if he did stop watching porn so that isn't really an option.

So you cock-blocked him... Literally

Most likely, he doesn't want his wife to look up his browser history and see the evidence. Not everyone knows how to clear browser history (yes, I know it's simple to do).

Plenty of people in healthy relationships watch porn and masturbate. It's when you'd rather watch porn than have sex with your partner that it becomes a problem.

You don't want to use your own laptop. There's the mess of a potential virus, and the mess when you run out of your brothers sock.

If so, press the "Shift" button 5 times in succession.

I read this fml and that was the first thing i thought of, good job(:

StickyKeys. Hehehehe.

YupI think we already established that

Remind me to wear surgical gloves next time I use my keyboard..

Sometimes that sticky residue though is a good snack in a pinch right? YUM IN MY TUM!! xD

Lol

If so, I think OP needs some brain bleach...

im guessing he awkwardly walked in on him multiple times..

By checking the browser history?

just so you know, this is a reference to another fml

You beat me to it... Darn. Very clever though. I'm glad someone mentioned it.

His wife is probably what is driving him to watch porn.

Or he doesn't have a wife?

OP is a woman.

Wtf is wrong with you?

lol nothing is wrong with me, i'm just over here making deducing and making assumptions

by his daughter though?

That was my first thought. Can't get into the laptop, can't watch porn.

There is the possibility of the daughter leaving her laptop on and not having a password-protected screen saver, in which case the dad can leisurely waltz into the room and fap at will. This, however, doesn't seem like the first offense by the dad. I, for one, am curious as to what porn he's whacking his wang to, and if he's leaving behind, um, evidence. :/

Why do you want to know what porn he's fapping to?

Curiosity, and nothing more? Just wanna know exactly *how* fucked up the dad is.

I guess that's why the have the parental block.