Today, I left my desk to go to the bathroom. I arrived back at my desk to a large package of SlimQuick packets. Guess my coworkers think I need to lose weight. FML
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Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
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MeanBeagle 22
would have been more impressed if they left a treadmill at your desk
britt1033 4
that is absolutely horrid op. your weight is no ones concern but yours.
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britt1033 4
that is absolutely horrid op. your weight is no ones concern but yours.
lakaiskate 12
What about their doctor?
pinkster2014 25
#17 - True, but besides their doctor, it's not people's job to decide what to do about her weight and health, especially her co-workers.
britt1033 4
I was not talking about medical professionals I was talking about ops co workers. how would you feel if that happened to you? and no where does it state that op has any medical problems or is seeing a doctor about their weight...
rocker_chick23 27
#17: It is obvious that #1 was talking about the co-workers, not the doctors.
HarshD9619 34
My motto for life: Eat whatever you want. If people judge you about your weight, eat them too
cinskeep43 15
although... depending on the circumstances, fellow passengers on an elevator might be extremely concerned. but I doubt the issue is that bad. and op I'm sorry your coworkers are jerks
juturnaamo 29
I was on an elevator with a (somewhat large) date, and a small Asian woman was staring at him. He looked at the data plate, did some counting on his fingers, and said "Don't worry, we're under the limit."
MeanBeagle 22
would have been more impressed if they left a treadmill at your desk
ComoEsJuan 24
Seems urine for a long day, OP.
jack_jill05 14
Boooo.
pinkster2014 25
Wrong FML
ahippienamedrae 10
You tried. Peece out.
igive 29
You tried too. PEACE out. Ah, wait a second! Peece...PEEce. It was a pun yes?
keifman7 17
Well it's a good time to start!
jack_jill05 14
when(if) youre ever ready, youll loose weight, its your choice, not theirs.
britt1033 4
Ya but who says op is ligatimly over weight? I mean assumptions go a long way but they make you look kinda ass-ish.
cinskeep43 15
assume ass-u-me to assume makes an ASS out of U and ME
RageWolf16 31
It isn't really their problem but they probably mean the best
MeanBeagle 22
free stuff.
False_Stupidity 41
That was my first thought too.
Alittleghosty 3
Well....your coworkers are dicks
awkwardlysmiles 12
That's awful of them, why do they care about your weight so much? I say, tomorrow bring in a fresh batch of hot out of the oven donuts and don't share with any of them! Although this isn't helping with any weight issues you may or may not have, the revenge would be worth it. You can just burn off the carloies tomorrow or so...
False_Stupidity 41
I would also make sure I ate the donuts in full view of said co-workers and make eye contact.
SideOfTheAngels 23
Definitely unfair, regardless of whether or not it's true. Hope t didn't hit you too hard.