FML : Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

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By sad / Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:15 / Reserved

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By ms_YoungMula | 8

#3487759 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 03:59

So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"

By jiimbo344 | 0

#3487728 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 03:57

Buy a dildo

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By jiimbo344 | 0

#3487728 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 03:57

Buy a dildo

Savra_fml | 17

#3487795 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:03

Go check the tail pipe of your car. Could find one there.

gunmania0 | 12

#3487807 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:04

The shower head was probably mouldy by the sounds of it.

Epic_Fail911 | 15

#3487820 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:04

buy a cucumber

YacL | 15

#3488392 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:11

Cucumbers need some loving too.

Keyman1212 | 14

#3488483 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:20

This is more of a fucked up life, than a fuck my life.

kevin2407_fml | 2

#3488587 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:41

#9: Haha, I see what you did there...

CanadianPuckHead | 4

#3488628 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:49

Get a BF and try fucking something besides the shower...

You_Need_Soap | 6

#3488697 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 05:08

She must be really ugly! What woman can't scream "FREE PUSSY" and have at least one dude lining up. It's the magic of pussy power, baby! Embrace it! (back up plan: shower-heads are $12.99 at Walmart. Buy a new one.)

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3488756 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 05:30

You need to get LAID.

Randy84 | 10

#3488814 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 05:47

76- OP could be a guy, I don't think yelling free butt hole/cock is going to have the same effect.

clumsychik | 1

#3488844 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 06:02

The same thing happened to me... But I got a jacuzzi instead.

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3488985 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 06:57

Oh it will...just not on women.

The_Troller | 14

#3489165 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 07:46

Well if OP lives with her parents, I doubt she's old enough to buy a dildo

66mustangrocks | 4

#3489210 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 08:00

#66 hell yea dude lol

hellryu | 20

#3489420 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 08:52

how the hell does a guy pleasure himself with a shower head?

Savra_fml | 17

#3489516 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 09:11

#145, go have a shower, figure it out, then let everyone know.

BballHottie34 | 9

#3489619 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 09:44

You know it

fuzz97 | 22

#3489681 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:11

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

Cmdr_Shepard | 17

#3489775 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:04

The next time OP goes to her grandma's house, she can try looking through granny's drawers for her stash of sex toys. :D

snowbird27 | 0

#3489794 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:12

seriously

BellaMarta | 19

#3489809 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:28

Win! Epic win!

tellithowitis | 13

#3491097 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 04:34

Sorry for my stupidity, but shall someone explain this fml to me???

hubla | 0

#3491117 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 04:36

Give me some lovin da da da da da ba da da da da bum give me some lovin

AlexanderSilver | 0

#3491395 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 05:32

257- OP used the detachable shower head to masturbate.

KKMH | 3

#3491754 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 07:20

no wonder u r a virgin 281

penguinazul | 13

#3491850 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 08:00

126, I'm 21 and when I'm not at school, I live with my parents, and I have two dildos.

auroracc99 | 0

#3491853 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 08:01

#9 and #61 why are u thumbing them down? Read the other recent FMLs and u will figure it out!

thiscrazything | 0

#3492670 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 02:06

Snowmen don't need orgasms.

whited666 | 0

#3498382 - Thursday 27 October 2011 01:13

9-that FML was weird, haha

madison001 | 0

#3516004 - Sunday 30 October 2011 11:54

Steelers FTW

blake204 | 0

#3704657 - Friday 9 December 2011 03:09

Same

Silver996 | 2

#4821071 - Thursday 16 August 2012 11:11

... I do.

By RecklessJellyBea | 7

#3487732 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 03:58

No worries. There's always the cucumbers in the fridge.

smirnoff1695 | 0

#3488373 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:08

Or bananas on the counter:)

m0tl3ycru3 | 0

#3488513 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:25

Or OP could just utilize her fingers instead of ruining a perfectly good fruit or vegtable.

MaskingTape | 2

#3488550 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:32

Who says she's ruining veggies? Recycle! Now she has an after workout snack.

Epikouros | 31

#3488829 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 05:55

Big winter carrots are better than cucumbers - they're ribbed horizontally for your pleasure.

flockz | 19

#3488924 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 06:34

use a cucumber! then you can have pickles!! :D

Lily_lops95 | 0

#3489883 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 12:05

Blarp..blarp =x

NinaTatianna | 9

#3489945 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 12:21

honestly nothing compares to the shower head.

FckYoCOUCH | 6

#3490089 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 12:40

^^Shower heads don't compare to sex with another being?

NinaTatianna | 9

#3490282 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 01:18

im a virgin so I wouldnt know... im talking about in terms of self-pleasure... its just a different feeling u cant get from a dildo or a vibrator.

boobookittie | 0

#3490846 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 03:30

No carrots!! Haven't you seen 1,000 ways to die!!! o.o

Dreamcatcher619 | 6

#3490861 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 03:34

But how would u know if ur a virgin?

TheDeadlyTurtle | 7

#3490917 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 03:47

A cheap meal and I put out, lol :3

RavenRiley007 | 4

#3491062 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 04:24

showerhead tho...u shower in ur own vaginal/anal juices...disgust!

droxd923 | 0

#3491192 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 04:54

They're pickles now

NinaTatianna | 9

#3491577 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 06:17

What?? that was such an ignorant comment. what do you think happens when stuff goes down the drain? Do you think it circulates back into the system and squirts back out on you??

pokerbratt | 1

#3492211 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 10:56

Gue

bill929 | 7

#3492496 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 01:11

#242 because you haven't had sex yet.

caino | 3

#3496996 - Thursday 27 October 2011 05:30

Any chance of heading down my way to rip up some bells beach!!

CharlieS0ul | 0

#3606835 - Saturday 19 November 2011 09:13

Ignore people they don't know what they're talking about

By GenaALazer | 22

#3487734 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 03:58

hæ

By TemporarySharpie | 3

#3487740 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 03:58

Use a rake.

Livencountry | 5

#3487804 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:04

Erm. That sounds... Just ow.

ikickgingers | 15

#3488455 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:17

Rake like lawn tool? Or Rake like a promiscuous man? O.o

pattycmom | 12

#3488457 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:17

OUCH!!!

RedPillSucks | 30

#3488505 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:24

Don't act like you don't know that hoe. Kicky, I've never heard rake used in that context. I think I'll use it. *You just a damn rake!*

NDiesal10 | 2

#3488675 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 05:00

One if my favorite Jeopardy moments..."What is a ho?" "Actually, it's what is a rake..."

GraceKathryn97 | 0

#3488876 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 06:20

Ok this was prolly the funniest comment ever!! Hahahaha

Savra_fml | 17

#3489597 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 09:31

#4, that's why you are only a temporary sharpie.

amrik | 11

#3489649 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:00

Lol this made my day

yankfan89 | 27

#3490132 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 12:48

Use a rake on your junk and tell us how it feels

PrincessPesa | 20

#3490209 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 01:01

Why was this so heartily thumbed down? It's bizarrely hilarious!

mcrluverchick | 9

#3490369 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 01:39

... Shane Dawson anyone?:)

ashwowa | 12

#3491147 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 04:41

hahahahshaha

SirMoose | 0

#3491708 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 07:07

This is actually a really funny comment, what's up with all the thumbs down?

maz255 | 10

#3491815 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 07:43

nah, one word...splinters

vegan_muffin | 4

#3494201 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 08:14

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll fuck you with a rake

Comrillgo | 0

#3496227 - Thursday 27 October 2011 04:43

I want to have your babies

Imgonnahaveabf | 9

#3511973 - Sunday 30 October 2011 06:27

Garden hoe.

poprockz96 | 12

#3920068 - Saturday 21 January 2012 06:46

314 Shane Dawson win.

By ms_YoungMula | 8

#3487759 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 03:59

So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"

MorbidxAngel_V2 | 0

#3488851 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 06:04

Awesome!

music87 | 14

#3488858 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 06:10

LMAO!!

daitan | 3

#3488909 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 06:29

Lmfao, win!

Jdimp | 1

#3489390 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 08:44

LMFAO I laughed for a good ten minutes in study hall after seeing this comment

Shans021 | 4

#3489628 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 09:49

hahaha that's hillarious!

rroxie124 | 5

#3489757 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:55

Omy god this made me laugh so hard!!!

HomeAl0ne | 20

#3489769 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:01

*slow hand clap* I could have sat here for 10 minutes and not thought of that.

GwarKitty | 5

#3489820 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:31

Bazinga.

womanjesus | 0

#3489836 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:41

Well done.

brittany3 | 1

#3489871 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:59

Lmao! too funny!

web124 | 6

#3489986 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 12:27

You clever bastard

web124 | 6

#3490001 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 12:30

You clever bastard

XXXsceneXXXkidzX | 5

#3490338 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 01:30

Bravo.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#3490490 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 02:09

Well done ma'am, well done.

c0c0_fml | 16

#3490526 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 02:17

Hahaha!! Thanks that was the funniest comment ever posted on fml !!

smashmaster52 | 0

#3490545 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 02:21

I just about cried laughing

Lac2501 | 2

#3490570 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 02:28

FTW!!!

fuckyouimawesome | 1

#3490816 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 03:23

You're a genius :)

Dreamcatcher619 | 6

#3490868 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 03:36

AHHAHA! Omfg! FTW BUD!

ms_YoungMula | 8

#3490965 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 03:59

Lol glad to put a smile on all your faces

lilemmy55 | 10

#3491011 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 04:08

Winnn!

lilemmy55 | 10

#3491014 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 04:08

Winnn!

satph | 12

#3491891 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 08:14

BEST. COMMENT. EVER. :D

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#3492687 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 02:14

This is the solar eclipse of comments: rare, and awesome as hell. I need extra appendages to express my approval for this. |the kid|

RedPillSucks | 30

#3493074 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 04:18

832 thumbs up.... Impressive. There ought to be a badge thingy for that (Alan, Sirin?)

By Crlnprz | 11

#3487769 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:01

Go in a sex shop and out with a dildo and stick it in a drawer to hide it from your parents. Yes it sounds fishy but you should try it.

FML102938 | 8

#3488398 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:11

Ahhhhh fishy… I see what you did there ;)

FML102938 | 8

#3488400 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:11

Ahhhhh fishy… I see what you did there ;)

FML102938 | 8

#3488403 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:11

Ahhhhh fishy… I see what you did there ;)

FML102938 | 8

#3488405 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:11

Ahhhhh fishy… I see what you did there ;)

Enslaved | 36

#3488425 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:13

And I see what you did there 4 times.(:

RedPillSucks | 30

#3488523 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:27

comment bug. Sometimes the comment doesn't show up even after a couple of refreshes. So people think it didn't work and submit the comment again.

dcg1375 | 7

#3489549 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 09:17

Buy a Lelo. They're discreet so nobody has to know what it is.

By RoseCrystal | 16

#3487785 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:02

borrow your brother's electric toothbrush

tylersign | 11

#3487802 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:03

While he goes running.

grahambertus | 11

#3488821 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 05:50

Use the dildo in your car's tailpipe.

TeeHee124 | 0

#3489324 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 08:32

Nice cross FML reference

oliver86 | 8

#3489672 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:06

I actually know someone who's electric toothbrush went missing, he found in his sister's room.

By Livencountry | 5

#3487789 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:02

Do a handstand in the shower then. Never know it might be the best thing ever.

rmeyer6 | 0

#3488693 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 05:06

but make sure there's a shower mat so you don't slip!

natashax21 | 5

#3489840 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:45

Could also be the worst thing ever when they OP busts their head open:)

chickenwalrus | 14

#3491004 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 04:08

while she "busts a nut"

By Jdeluxh | 12

#3487799 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:03

True love will find a way.

pardonski | 0

#3488461 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:18

Yeah or finds a dildo

michi23 | 0

#3488464 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:18

Or not......

ikickgingers | 15

#3488626 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:49

Sometimes you aren't looking for love... And just want to get off. Just saying.

deadman93 | 6

#3489737 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:39

you just ruined the fun of this page :(

Jdeluxh | 12

#3490690 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 02:51

It was supposed to be a joke about her and the shower head being reunited.

By MissRoxiie | 12

#3487815 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:04

Thats just wrong, who the heck use a shower head as a dildo?? (except op of course) you realy need a boyfriend...

lemon_phat | 11

#3487857 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:08

She doesn't stick the shower head up there..... She just uses the water...

fmlsaves | 0

#3488436 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:14

Lol I know a few

kevin2407_fml | 2

#3488582 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 04:38

It's interesting you were the first to suggest that... (FYI, many use the shower head. Not in the way you said it though.)

RawrNom | 0

#3488855 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 06:07

LOL! sorry Im just smiling at your post. I'm pretty sure they don't ram the head up there! just the water lol!

MissRoxiie | 12

#3488953 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 06:45

Sorry, i just didn't think it that way.

Daralea | 21

#3488976 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 06:54

FYL if you've never used it at least once. (not as a dildo though :S)

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3488993 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 07:01

I bet you're gonna go try it now. ;)

aissie | 2

#3489310 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 08:29

You're very closed minded, aren't you?

Llama_Face89 | 33

#3489522 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 09:12

Try the pulse setting MissRoxiie :P

jrgarcia715 | 0

#3489893 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 12:11

Haha wow miss roxiie

blakerzz | 0

#3491504 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 06:00

Your sooooooooo hotttttttt.

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