Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
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Freeze_fml
| 16
Tell her a joke about her lungs.
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FFML_314
| 11
Bitch slap her back.
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Freeze_fml
| 16
Tell her a joke about her lungs.
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Jokey007
| 3
love the picture :D
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Brittney_E
| 0
ahaha thats hilarious xD
my mom used to do that whenever she lost something, then i got smart >:D
my mom used to do that whenever she lost something, then i got smart >:D
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bishoprsv2
| 0
PROOF-READ THESE FMLS, FML STAFF!!!
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Freeze_fml
| 16
I'm not part of the FML staff. Sorry to disappoint you.
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atomicwedgie4u
| 0
lay a pack of smokes at the top of the stairs then kick her down.
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ShorTiE4LyFe
| 0
Love your pic, Freeze. :)
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PimpdaddyCJT
| 13
thats fucking bullshit
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number0
| 8
YDI for telling her a joke
YDI for trying to be funny
YDI for being social
YDI for talking to people
YDI for using your mouth
YDI for trying to be funny
YDI for being social
YDI for talking to people
YDI for using your mouth
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FFML_314
| 11
The fml says "I she" I think that's what he's bitching about.
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PimpdaddyCJT
| 13
I love touching my eyeballs with chicken wings
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PimpdaddyCJT
| 13
what I didn't say that this is bullshit
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Miss_Grace
| 0
Language!
;-)
;-)
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Notjustanother1
| 0
this is fake .... unless is stupid enough to let anyone lay hands on him
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FunnyWeasel
| 7
hahaha, your mum - cigarettes = bitch slapping you!
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BenD0VER
| 0
Freeze, y r u so uptight about grammar?
LOL, I love your pics too - especially the one with all of the punctuation marks.
LOL, I love your pics too - especially the one with all of the punctuation marks.
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Brittneyyyy
| 7
#11 needs to calm down.
At least you don't have to deal with her secondhand smoke anymore, right? Although I'm not sure that falling down a flight of stairs is any better :/
At least you don't have to deal with her secondhand smoke anymore, right? Although I'm not sure that falling down a flight of stairs is any better :/
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FFML_314
| 11
Forgive me Miss_Grace. I'm not one to usually swear, but I make a special exception for the "b" word though. It has a nice ring to it, yah?
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duhitsnicole
| 0
next time... try to get her joke
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ThinIce
| 0
I don't get the joke lol
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Thunderbender
| 2
That'll teach ya.
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treyroxx
| 0
lmao 1 and op it's call the three day hump for a reason
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Tiwuz
| 19
Get a better joke :)
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CaptaiNiLL
| 0
30 win
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MitchN
| 0
42 god forbid she do normal people things
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VegasSkiess
| 0
42, u must be one big dumb idiot then huh?
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PizzaGuy11
| 0
i gotta better joke... what you call a hooker with a runny nose...? full...
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jokrofhearts
| 1
#11 doesn't see that the OP lives in England and that they spell realize using an "s" instead of a "z".
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FFML_314
| 11
Bitch slap her back.
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rileykins
| 0
KEEP YOUR PIMP HAND STRONG!!
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cockymofo
| 10
right on 3. now that would be funny
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justsayfuck
| 5
Well I she don't get it either.
May I bitch slap you now?
May I bitch slap you now?
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Mariax_fml
| 2
Hahah.. at least be happy she's quitting. :>
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TexanBar
| 3
Hell yeah I agree with 3 Bitch slap that Bitch
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Rob207
| 3
your hot #3
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FFML_314
| 11
Gas?
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RedPillSucks
| 31
plus, its a closeup of her nose.
How can you tell if someone is hot or not in that pick,
unless you have a nose fetish.
How can you tell if someone is hot or not in that pick,
unless you have a nose fetish.
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FFML_314
| 11
I know I have an extreme ear fetish.
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Trollz4daLULZ
| 1
Pendatik, he already answered your question. He thought he was in a diner, and was ordering our hot #3.
He wants a hot lunch.
He wants a hot lunch.
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rileykins
| 0
he should go to dennys.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
Ears matter, as do hairlines on the nape of the neck. I have a thing for big or distinctive honkers, too. Four words: Adrian Brody, Owen Wilson. :}
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
Adrian Brody? Wow, Jane.. :/
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twinny_sc
| 13
Eww Owen Wilson...gross
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FFML_314
| 11
I'm with you TIJD, I love Owen Wilson. :]
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ndizzle
| 0
If big noses are cool, consider me Miles Davis!
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PizzaGuy11
| 0
kno whats even better than big noses? everything.
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EvilCupcake8361
| 9
54: lol at first I thought of boobs on guys then just girls with big boobs then realized you meant noses
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textingfreak
| 0
I agree with
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FFML_314
| 11
The suspense is killing me!!!!!!
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FFML_314
| 11
No way, it's definitely Azula!
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Puckeroo
| 0
I think it's Oobi, personally.
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scvcwcheer
| 0
not zim, GIR
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
i'm gonna go out on a limb and blame dib.
|the kid|
|the kid|
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scvcwcheer
| 0
psh no one agrees with dib. he's crazy
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InfiltratedMind
| 0
I'm guessing Hitler
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PizzaGuy11
| 0
nope its definetly magellin... the guy with the best freakin last name ever...
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Alexweber929
| 14
Ronald reagan?
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xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx
| 0
agreed with 3 ^_^
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rlerke
| 0
lol I like your mom. stop telling retarded jokes.
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titenite88
| 0
You stop trying to look like Edward Cullen.
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mamita1589
| 0
agree with 85 lol
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TexanBar
| 3
Wow 3 ur hot and funny ur like the perfect girl
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dgaf247
| 0
...And you're like the perfect creeper.