By Thepunchline - 11/08/2010 09:19 - United Kingdom

Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 221
You deserved it 4 215

Same thing different taste

Top comments


Brittney_E 0

ahaha thats hilarious xD my mom used to do that whenever she lost something, then i got smart >:D

I'm not part of the FML staff. Sorry to disappoint you.

atomicwedgie4u 0

lay a pack of smokes at the top of the stairs then kick her down.

ShorTiE4LyFe 0
PimpdaddyCJT 13

YDI for telling her a joke YDI for trying to be funny YDI for being social YDI for talking to people YDI for using your mouth

FFML_314 11

The fml says "I she" I think that's what he's bitching about.

PimpdaddyCJT 13

I love touching my eyeballs with chicken wings

PimpdaddyCJT 13

what I didn't say that this is bullshit

Notjustanother1 0

this is fake .... unless is stupid enough to let anyone lay hands on him

FunnyWeasel 7

hahaha, your mum - cigarettes = bitch slapping you!

Freeze, y r u so uptight about grammar? LOL, I love your pics too - especially the one with all of the punctuation marks.

#11 needs to calm down. At least you don't have to deal with her secondhand smoke anymore, right? Although I'm not sure that falling down a flight of stairs is any better :/

FFML_314 11

Forgive me Miss_Grace. I'm not one to usually swear, but I make a special exception for the "b" word though. It has a nice ring to it, yah?

Thunderbender 2

lmao 1 and op it's call the three day hump for a reason

42 god forbid she do normal people things

42, u must be one big dumb idiot then huh?

i gotta better joke... what you call a hooker with a runny nose...? full...

#11 doesn't see that the OP lives in England and that they spell realize using an "s" instead of a "z".

Well I she don't get it either. May I bitch slap you now?

Hahah.. at least be happy she's quitting. :>

Hell yeah I agree with 3 Bitch slap that Bitch

RedPillSucks 31

plus, its a closeup of her nose. How can you tell if someone is hot or not in that pick, unless you have a nose fetish.

FFML_314 11

I know I have an extreme ear fetish.

Pendatik, he already answered your question. He thought he was in a diner, and was ordering our hot #3. He wants a hot lunch.

Ears matter, as do hairlines on the nape of the neck. I have a thing for big or distinctive honkers, too. Four words: Adrian Brody, Owen Wilson. :}

Raleigh_bruh 7
twinny_sc 13
FFML_314 11

I'm with you TIJD, I love Owen Wilson. :]

If big noses are cool, consider me Miles Davis!

kno whats even better than big noses? everything.

EvilCupcake8361 9

54: lol at first I thought of boobs on guys then just girls with big boobs then realized you meant noses

lol I like your mom. stop telling retarded jokes.

titenite88 0

You stop trying to look like Edward Cullen.

mamita1589 0

Wow 3 ur hot and funny ur like the perfect girl

dgaf247 0

...And you're like the perfect creeper.