FML : Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at...

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Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 3 January 2011 17:36 / United States

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By Nyehmaster | 0

#1924475 - Monday 3 January 2011 23:07

-insert shitty situation comment here-

By Kua_Mei | 0

#1924492 - Monday 3 January 2011 23:13

That must have been extremely unpleasant. Eww. FYL, OP.

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By Nyehmaster | 0

#1924475 - Monday 3 January 2011 23:07

-insert shitty situation comment here-

fakeaccountX | 6

#1924747 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 0:59

I also threw up. In my mouth. From reading this.

omgwork | 0

#1926211 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 8:49

or sucking my dick?^

andrewshields20 | 0

#1926306 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:14

talk about a shitty day. n I bet u were happier then a pig in shit. til u got home n shit hit the fan.

dumbestdrummer | 0

#1926984 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 13:11

captain obvious strikes again!

megamandude455 | 10

#1928657 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 20:25

68 wins

soccersgr8 | 6

#2740924 - Thursday 23 June 2011 7:19

well that's a load of shit

By wtfurcrazy | 0

#1924483 - Monday 3 January 2011 23:08

was it warm and squishy :)

PLAYSTATION33333 | 0

#1924812 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 1:17

did u have a hangover

blondeandhot | 0

#1925760 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 5:45

I normally have filthy underwear, just not from pooping myself ;).

imaginaryvoice | 18

#1925952 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 7:00

From... not washing them?

omgwork | 0

#1926214 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 8:54

only women wash clothes

DarylAndrew | 2

#3801723 - Thursday 29 December 2011 7:20

I think 57's talking about masturbation or urinating

LilSideTwerk | 0

#3807867 - Friday 30 December 2011 14:58

uhm why would you tell the world that 52?

By Kua_Mei | 0

#1924492 - Monday 3 January 2011 23:13

That must have been extremely unpleasant. Eww. FYL, OP.

hudson155 | 0

#1924937 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 1:54

ditto

rfngxhhshi | 0

#1926046 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 7:36

Almost as gross as everyone in number three's picture!

By Anteezy | 7

#1924503 - Monday 3 January 2011 23:16

Did you pop out a solid one in your underwear?

That_helped | 4

#1926974 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 13:10

it could've been Diarrhea.

mereed | 0

#3272385 - Sunday 11 September 2011 14:11

Or your head stupid

By raya_kz | 7

#1924541 - Monday 3 January 2011 23:19

Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

By InnocentLies | 0

#1924548 - Monday 3 January 2011 23:20

FYL, Ick.
I don't think anyone can deserve this.

jaesm17 | 5

#1924843 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 1:33

I see what you did there.

footballGOD58 | 0

#1925901 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 6:43

I don't see it.

By daddyslilswimmer | 0

#1924581 - Monday 3 January 2011 23:29

That's nasty

alig93 | 0

#1925104 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 2:32

because if the panties clog the toilet, it would just add to this fml.

By blasfmer | 0

#1924591 - Monday 3 January 2011 23:31

thats fantastic you struck gold

carlablob | 0

#2693128 - Thursday 16 June 2011 9:47

why did that comment make me lol

By Cass3m0 | 0

#1924594 - Monday 3 January 2011 23:32

Commando? D: Don't they have replacement clothes?

By iR0ckSkinnys | 3

#1924620 - Monday 3 January 2011 23:38

Wow that really sucks times 100.That's dramatizing on your first day.I wonder what was everyones reaction in the hallway who witnessed it,but don't worry every one pukes and craps;it's only human.