By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML
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Nyehmaster 0
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-insert shitty situation comment here-

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Kua_Mei 0
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That must have been extremely unpleasant. Eww. FYL, OP.

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Nyehmaster 0
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-insert shitty situation comment here-

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fakeaccountX 6
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I also threw up. In my mouth. From reading this.

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omgwork 0
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or sucking my dick?^

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andrewshields20 0
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talk about a shitty day. n I bet u were happier then a pig in shit. til u got home n shit hit the fan.

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dumbestdrummer 0
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captain obvious strikes again!

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soccersgr8 6
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well that's a load of shit

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wtfurcrazy 0
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was it warm and squishy :)

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PLAYSTATION33333 0
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did u have a hangover

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blondeandhot 0
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I normally have filthy underwear, just not from pooping myself ;).

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imaginaryvoice 18
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From... not washing them?

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omgwork 0
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only women wash clothes

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DarylAndrew 2
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I think 57's talking about masturbation or urinating

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LilSideTwerk 0
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uhm why would you tell the world that 52?

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Kua_Mei 0
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That must have been extremely unpleasant. Eww. FYL, OP.

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rfngxhhshi 0
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Almost as gross as everyone in number three's picture!

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Anteezy 7
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Did you pop out a solid one in your underwear?

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That_helped 4
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it could've been Diarrhea.

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mereed 0
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Or your head stupid

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raya_kz 7
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Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

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InnocentLies 0
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FYL, Ick. I don't think anyone can deserve this.

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jaesm17 5
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I see what you did there.

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alig93 0
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because if the panties clog the toilet, it would just add to this fml.

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blasfmer 0
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thats fantastic you struck gold

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carlablob 0
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why did that comment make me lol

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Cass3m0 0
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Commando? D: Don't they have replacement clothes?

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iR0ckSkinnys 3
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Wow that really sucks times 100.That's dramatizing on your first day.I wonder what was everyones reaction in the hallway who witnessed it,but don't worry every one pukes and craps;it's only human.

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attatood 7
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traumatizing as well :)

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goaliemkl123 8
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you wrote that already

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