FML : Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at...

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Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 3 January 2011 17:36 / United States

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By Nyehmaster | 0

#1924475 - Monday 3 January 2011 11:07

-insert shitty situation comment here-

By Kua_Mei | 0

#1924492 - Monday 3 January 2011 11:13

That must have been extremely unpleasant. Eww. FYL, OP.

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By Nyehmaster | 0

#1924475 - Monday 3 January 2011 11:07

-insert shitty situation comment here-

fakeaccountX | 6

#1924747 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:59

I also threw up. In my mouth. From reading this.

omgwork | 0

#1926211 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 08:49

or sucking my dick?^

andrewshields20 | 0

#1926306 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:14

talk about a shitty day. n I bet u were happier then a pig in shit. til u got home n shit hit the fan.

dumbestdrummer | 0

#1926984 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 01:11

captain obvious strikes again!

megamandude455 | 10

#1928657 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 08:25

68 wins

soccersgr8 | 6

#2740924 - Thursday 23 June 2011 07:19

well that's a load of shit

By wtfurcrazy | 0

#1924483 - Monday 3 January 2011 11:08

was it warm and squishy :)

PLAYSTATION33333 | 0

#1924812 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 01:17

did u have a hangover

blondeandhot | 0

#1925760 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 05:45

I normally have filthy underwear, just not from pooping myself ;).

imaginaryvoice | 18

#1925952 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 07:00

From... not washing them?

omgwork | 0

#1926214 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 08:54

only women wash clothes

DarylAndrew | 2

#3801723 - Thursday 29 December 2011 07:20

I think 57's talking about masturbation or urinating

LilSideTwerk | 0

#3807867 - Friday 30 December 2011 02:58

uhm why would you tell the world that 52?

By Kua_Mei | 0

#1924492 - Monday 3 January 2011 11:13

That must have been extremely unpleasant. Eww. FYL, OP.

hudson155 | 0

#1924937 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 01:54

ditto

rfngxhhshi | 0

#1926046 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 07:36

Almost as gross as everyone in number three's picture!

By Anteezy | 7

#1924503 - Monday 3 January 2011 11:16

Did you pop out a solid one in your underwear?

That_helped | 4

#1926974 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 01:10

it could've been Diarrhea.

mereed | 0

#3272385 - Sunday 11 September 2011 02:11

Or your head stupid

By raya_kz | 7

#1924541 - Monday 3 January 2011 11:19

Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

By InnocentLies | 0

#1924548 - Monday 3 January 2011 11:20

FYL, Ick. I don't think anyone can deserve this.

jaesm17 | 5

#1924843 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 01:33

I see what you did there.

footballGOD58 | 0

#1925901 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 06:43

I don't see it.

By daddyslilswimmer | 0

#1924581 - Monday 3 January 2011 11:29

That's nasty

alig93 | 0

#1925104 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 02:32

because if the panties clog the toilet, it would just add to this fml.

By blasfmer | 0

#1924591 - Monday 3 January 2011 11:31

thats fantastic you struck gold

carlablob | 0

#2693128 - Thursday 16 June 2011 09:47

why did that comment make me lol

By Cass3m0 | 0

#1924594 - Monday 3 January 2011 11:32

Commando? D: Don't they have replacement clothes?

By iR0ckSkinnys | 3

#1924620 - Monday 3 January 2011 11:38

Wow that really sucks times 100.That's dramatizing on your first day.I wonder what was everyones reaction in the hallway who witnessed it,but don't worry every one pukes and craps;it's only human.

attatood | 7

#1924726 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:52

traumatizing as well :)

goaliemkl123 | 8

#1925455 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 04:18

you wrote that already

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