By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 620
You deserved it 5 233

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That must have been extremely unpleasant. Eww. FYL, OP.


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I also threw up. In my mouth. From reading this.

or sucking my dick?^

talk about a shitty day. n I bet u were happier then a pig in shit. til u got home n shit hit the fan.

captain obvious strikes again!

well that's a load of shit

was it warm and squishy :)

did u have a hangover

I normally have filthy underwear, just not from pooping myself ;).

From... not washing them?

only women wash clothes

I think 57's talking about masturbation or urinating

uhm why would you tell the world that 52?

That must have been extremely unpleasant. Eww. FYL, OP.

Almost as gross as everyone in number three's picture!

Did you pop out a solid one in your underwear?

it could've been Diarrhea.

Or your head stupid

Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

FYL, Ick. I don't think anyone can deserve this.

I see what you did there.

because if the panties clog the toilet, it would just add to this fml.

thats fantastic you struck gold

why did that comment make me lol

Commando? D: Don't they have replacement clothes?

Wow that really sucks times 100.That's dramatizing on your first day.I wonder what was everyones reaction in the hallway who witnessed it,but don't worry every one pukes and craps;it's only human.

traumatizing as well :)

you wrote that already