Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
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Top comments
Jaywin 3
Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
Shihaby 0
That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."
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Comments (191)
idrivefast 0
#19, My friend's sister has been dating the same dude for 6 years and they aren't engaged, they are both in medical school. Doesn't mean they don't love each other because they haven't tied the knot. They are in school.
alex_vik 1
Ok, now you know she's an idiot AND a cheater.
gleidu77 0
ydi for dating someone with an IQ of 7
what_what 0
haha I totally agree with # 32. She obviously does not deserve your time and effort and the fact that she's stupid enough to try and justify her actions shows that she doesn't even feel sorry for hurting you that way. All in all I hope you dumped that bitch.
cmb87 0
wow #19 might be the dumbest ****** to ever post anything on this site
Loe_307 0
So how many other times has she "not cheated?" Dump her ***** ass.
Hadeezz 0
What a smartass.
kitz 0
wat Mate, seems like your better off with out her if thats her excuse, let alone what she did..
shroomis 0
i agree with #17 sleep with her sister...if she doesnt have one sleep with her mom and pull out i mean it wont be cheating then ;D
natetallytc 0
what a sorry bitch. Leave her right away.