Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
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Jaywin 3
Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
Shihaby 0
That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."
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Comments (191)
nomadxx7 0
Dump that bitch. Also for #19 and the other about making you fight for her, they are idiots. Cheating is wrong no matter how you cut it. I dont care if you're married or dating and your bf/gf is an asshole, beats you, etc. Get out of the relationship first then hook up with other people. It's really not that hard. And for her to state that it wasn't cheating means she's either dumb or done it in the past. If you're not out of the relationship by now don't go back. If you take her back after this she won't respect you (doesn't if she cheated) and will feel she can get away with it as long as she pulls the right heart strings. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
tiltwrestler 0
I'd slap the sh*t out of her and then say, "I don't regret that, so it wasn't physical assault, or anything."
marycjones 0
#84, HAHAHAH I concur. OP - your ex(?) is a bitch. Get rid of her.
ArmyOfOne 0
#83 Quite indeed. If they cheat, there's very rarely a time when they stop doing it for good. GTFO from there. (to OP)
fretforyerlatte 0
it's even worse that she didn't get wet. what, so this other guy didn't even turn her on at all and she STILL slept with him? wtf.
Capo123 0
wow i feel your pain what a dumb ***** she is
LolCows 0
Wow, some girls are such retarded bitches.. Sleep with her mom and sister and best friend (if she has friends)
Always4tehlolz 0
#84, ROFL and yea, OP, dump that bitch, 5 years is a long time but if she's using THAT as an excuse, she's too retarded/immature to hang on to. makes me wonder what other lame excuses are gonna come up next "We did it Doggy style so it wasn't really cheating cuz I didn't look at him during" . . .
babyyx 0
hhahahaahahahahaah
DaemonDoC 0
kill her. that's what i'd do.