Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
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Top comments
Jaywin 3
Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
Shihaby 0
That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."
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Comments (191)
Stupidstupidrat 0
She's got to be callous, shallow or thick as flu-ridden pig-shit - in any event, five years or no, you're best rid mate.
ohhboyy 0
32# wins lmfao!
I_am_stupid_also 6
What she is saying is that if her pussy had gotten wet, then she would have cheated, but as it turned out it the guy wasn't that great so she backed away. It's probably not the first time for her.
dragonmystik3030 0
tell her you forgive her BUT she has to watch you **** one of her friends ;) lol
FKO 0
she couldn't cheat on u if she was dead.....just saying
Hepsmith 0
you had better of dumped her and hurt her badly. **** up her life for that one. Spread it around what she did. i wouldn't be able to live with that.
lyndis_fml 0
42, she didn't confess. He FOUND OUT and confronted her. There's a big difference.
ccclaire_ 0
#32 you're da bomb, diggity.
golden130 0
Dump her. She's bored and obviously doesn't even care enough about you anymore to even admit any wrongdoing. Sorry you wasted 5 years of your life on her, only to have her do something like this...don't waste any more though.
BamaFan112 1
Don't dump her, f*** her sister. Then dump her.