Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
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Jaywin 3
Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
Shihaby 0
That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."
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Comments (191)
mylifeisFML56 0
#19 has a point... maybe this is her way of dumping you, or making you fight for her...
amykay 0
she would have no way knowing if she would get wet or not going into it all. So she was trying to cheat, it just happened to be bad.
alwex 0
#19-You most definitely can blame her
shaBAMalex 0
#19, are you a christian? people don't have to be married to stay together nowadays. look at the simmons' family.
0OMGWTFBBQ0 0
@ #19 still cheating should never be an excuse. an she still gave the lamest explanation. she should have told him its over before cheating.
im4evaonyomind 0
whoa whoa whoa so you mean to tell me if you don't get wet it's not cheating? Score! I can never cheat! (I'm a man btw). I like this chick. j/k sorry for your loss cause I'm assuming u dumped her immediately afterwards.
jimmyb00o5 0
#21- No, he doesn't have a point. if she's cheating on him, then he's already lost her. If she wants to break up with him...then ****** break up with him! there's no excuse for that, and the fact that she even tried to justify it is truly immature and selfish. she's a self absorbed *****. not his fault.
valmont_fml 0
OP is female.
roll_fukng_tide 0
wow slutty as **** man. pleaseeeeeeeeeee tell me you dropped that bitch?!?!?!?
b18ch1ck 0
#29 sounds like he's on Honda-Tech lol :) And... DITCH THAT BITCH.
purplestuff_fml 0
#19, you're a retard. ''Who has a girlfriend for 5 years?'' LOADS of people do, that comment was just pathetic. The girl should have dumped him, not cheated on him to give him a 'hint' that the relationship was over, she's a ******* ***** for doing that. #29, you forgot ''post results'' OP, dump that **** and find someone who will treat you better. It IS cheating, there's no such thing as rules like ''oh well i wasn't wet'' or ''i didn't cum'' cause she still went off with another guy.