Your boyfriend is a jerk and you might want to reconsider your relationship.

Upside - you can play with your dog all day!

I hope you mean ex-boyfriend.

call an uber

well you DO have the cows to eat tjen next time he would make sure there would be food in the house before he left

When he comes back, it'll be your turn to have the car. Might I suggest taking it on a one-way trip to wherever you can get away from the asshat?

You can ride a cow to the next town and/or take the dog for a long walk and have the animal (s) carry some of the groceries. You could also rend a dozen movies and games and a videogame console. Better still, if you remember your boyfriend's credit card number, you can have the cable or a satellite dish installed while he's away and order a truckload of water, bath bombs, girlie drinks and snacks and throw yourself a little party while you're at it.

All you need is to find some hipster foodies who will pay through the nose for ziti-and-pickle-fed beef!

Wait, pickles can expire?

Pickles are good for yrs past expiration date if you don't see what looks like white slime floating in jar there still good,and isn't it your own responsibility to make sure you have supplies on hand I live in a rural area to and always have jug's of water and canned goods in pantry daaa 🤔🙄