Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
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Jaywin 3
Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
Shihaby 0
That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."
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takemeaway10 0
Bottom line, if she felt the need to confess something, she cheated. Do you think she'd come to you and say "I accidentally looked at this guy's chest today, but it didn't get me wet so I'm not cheating?" No. People only confess when they've done something wrong.
frootloop25 0
#32 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh man. That's perfect. And I say, drop that troll like a beat. :)
whatever234 0
hahahaahahaha. That is one of the funniest things I've read all week. Anyway, what's her number? I can make sure she cheats "properly" if it'll make you feel better...
joliefolie 0
Did the dude see a nipple? It only counts if he saw a nipple.
swagmonkey 0
What a terrible excuse. Why would you even BOTHER if it didn't get you wet? Means she was cheating on you even though she didn't get any pleasure out of it...
jjjeah 0
19, you're a bit ridiculous. Not EVERYONE rushes into marriage, or even engagement. My godbrother is proposing to his girlfriend today. They have been together for 8 years, and he has put a LOT of thought into this. Now they both have solid jobs and they've purchased a house together, and I think he feels the time is right. I mean, sorry, but if I started dating a guy when I was 20, we'd be celebrating our 5-year anniversary when I'm 25. Yeah, um, I'd totally NOT be ready to be married OR engaged. I've got a billion years of schooling to get through, not to mention the debt that'll pile up.
FKO 0
cheat on her on say that you didn't cum so it's not cheating
birds_fml 7
Dump her. Seriously. Once a cheater always a cheater. She obviously doesn't respect your relationship, so why continue it?
lostathome 0
Cheating is cheating no matter what. Cut your losses and move on. Not like you're losing some regal princess of a woman or anything. And I don't see why anyone would justify cheating because she is 'trying to get your attention'. She's cheating because she has no respect for you nor herself probably.
eliz3 0
#19 makes a ridiculous point. Every relationship is different, idiot.