By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 10:41 - Singapore 8 3 22 26 Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML I agree, your life sucks 104 573 You deserved it 7 415 Tweet Share
By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States 33 13 69 122 Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML I agree, your life sucks 711 You deserved it 1 570 Tweet Share