Love: Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons...

By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 18:16 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 20:07 - France - Sardieu

Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was "stuck in traffic" two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in my "best friend's" bed. FML

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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

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Make it stop

By ThatLove - 01/08/2023 18:00

Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML

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Here comes trouble

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 01:02

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML

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By poops - 27/01/2010 03:14 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML

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Run for the hills

By Anonymous - 06/08/2021 08:00

Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML

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Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

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foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:13

she wasnt lying. skin-flute lessons

MattAttack12 10

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:13

She's been blowing on the wrong type of flute

Comments

squarecircles 13

Monday 25 August 2014 21:30

Sounds like they both really blew it this time. Sorry, OP. You'll find better ppl down the road.

jackm0920 1

Monday 25 August 2014 22:30

Your fault for being so ignorant

kshark55 2

Tuesday 26 August 2014 0:18

"Flute lessons"

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 26 August 2014 0:35

You neither had a girlfriend nor a friend just a couple of cowardly shady a-holes stabbing you in the back.

triformed 14

Tuesday 26 August 2014 22:13

Playing someone else's slide trom bone.

mystupidbird_ 5

Friday 29 August 2014 1:32

I'm so sorry you had to go trough that :(

LRSandTJB412 8

Saturday 6 September 2014 17:14

Are you really that naive? Never let your guy friends be alone with your girlfriend, especially if she's a ****.

sest 4

Tuesday 16 September 2014 20:25

Why would your f

sest 4

Tuesday 16 September 2014 20:26

Why would your friend be driving your girl to her flute lessons all the time anyway, that right there should have been a red flag. Do you not drive? I dont see why he would need to drive her. That would have been a red flag for me.