Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
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qwertsarecool122
| 23
I'd be pissed
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kyarush
| 10
Looks like urine a bad situation!
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qwertsarecool122
| 23
I'd be pissed
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Nekogami
| 14
Pissed on or off exactly?? :o
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qwertsarecool122
| 23
Both really...
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kyarush
| 10
Looks like urine a bad situation!
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eyeIoveyou
| 4
i wouldn't really be upset with my boyfriend unless i talked to him about it beforehand. sometimes, people pee in their sleep because of night traumas and other reasons. you really can't help yourself sometimes and if he didn't want to talk about it, it isn't a surprise that he lied about it. :S
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boydeee01
| 7
Reminds me of the time in second grade, when one of my friends spent the night. He slept on an extra bed and it was completely soaked. He said he just "sweats alot", when it was obviously pee. I just pretended to believe him, so that he wouldn't be embarrassed.
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asoptavlo14
| 6
Yeah these old ones are pissing me off.
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imaginaryvoice
| 18
I'm not going to lie, OP's name looked like "don't pee on men" to me at first.
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unitedfan11
| 0
Hey like they always say "it's better to be pissed off than pissed on"
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KittySaysMoo
| 6
At least he didn't get it on you...?
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farnsworth
| 3
There's a party in my pants and urine.......vited! ;)
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theten_fml
| 9
At least he didn't say, "There were snickers on the bed"
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Jonkbaby
| 19
poidh
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lissmiss98
| 0
Hahahaha(:
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lebronesque73091
| 12
Maybe it was your piss o.o
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XxHoPPoxX
| 8
Best movie
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lilpowers
| 3
Pun intended?
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ninjacapo
| 2
Lmfao nice pun. Be it accidental or on pourpous i respect it
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crazytiger345
| 0
I Once Was An Adventure Like You.. Until I Took An Arrow To The Knee.
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monkekka
| 0
Ew... How old is he?!
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ilikeapplejuice
| 7
I dont think thats important considering he pissed in his sleep and didnt have the courtesy of least telling his girlfriend.
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EatnBeef
| 7
At least you did wake up with a spider on your face OP
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EatnBeef
| 7
And shit on his chest while he's a sleep mext time. That outta get the message through
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flockz
| 19
that his chest looks like a waste receptacle?
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FeroniaMoonscyth
| 2
Like a BOSS
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notsorandomguy
| 18
At least it's just that. Could've been worse. But then again, FYL op
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EatnBeef
| 7
Not funny 45.
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DavLynn
| 4
HAHAHA!! ..... No.
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behemoth198
| 0
59, everyone else likes it when he does. You aren't funny at all.
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RadiantDawn93
| 0
I mean, whether it's funny or not, having a post just to say is not funny every time is pretty pointless. If you don't like it just press thumbs down.
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ninjuh_wingman
| 29
If it really was sweat I'd wonder why he'd sweat so much at night.
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Stonedmanalex
| 0
My best friend always wakes up covered in sweat, its usally freezing in the room were sleeping in. I think it just happens naturally for some people.
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Stonedmanalex
| 0
Unless hes been secretly pissing himself. Im going to ask
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xxGheTToGumbYxx
| 16
I love when OP's create names that go with the fml they wrote.
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LlamaMcSoulMamma
| 2
i'ts better to be pissed off then pissed on
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instnt1nfction
| 17
At times like this, it's important to know the difference between "then" and "than"
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Icejza_DaChilla
| 7
I was going to say the same thing.
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Llamacod
| 11
Unless the only thing that calms his anger is a nice golden shower.
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Lilbabynid3
| 3
That's just gross...
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ICATiger
| 13
Get him adult diapers
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almedalove
| 0
Some people need them
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qwertsarecool122
| 23
Love your user name!
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brick_man33
| 14
Golden showers, bring May flowers.