By dontpeeonmenxtime - United States
Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
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  eyeIoveyou  |  4

i wouldn't really be upset with my boyfriend unless i talked to him about it beforehand. sometimes, people pee in their sleep because of night traumas and other reasons. you really can't help yourself sometimes and if he didn't want to talk about it, it isn't a surprise that he lied about it. :S

  boydeee01  |  7

Reminds me of the time in second grade, when one of my friends spent the night. He slept on an extra bed and it was completely soaked. He said he just "sweats alot", when it was obviously pee. I just pretended to believe him, so that he wouldn't be embarrassed.