Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s chat with his best friend and saw porn videos. We've been together for four years and I have never seen him send me any porn videos like that. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
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IrishWildMan 3
Well at least it wasn't gay ****....was it?
DjeePee 25
Sad. Really, this is sad. I'm thinking, why didn't you invite him in the shower, but maybe you did and he refused. Sad. There is nothing wrong with watching **** in a relationship. There is something wrong if the **** becomes more important than sex/the relationship itself.
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Comments (108)
Oddyssis 0
Don't be discouraged anon! The girls lurking this thread are troll bitches!
supasxcprincess 0
troll bitches? you're obviously fugly.
InDenial 6
18, says the one with the obvious fake picture.
caits13 0
24, says the one with the other fake picture.
hahaalolz 0
rofl at InDenial!! :L
LemonStarship 5
I was beginning to think the same.
Jerzyginger74 0
You could have sat down and watched it with him to see where things led. Some guys just like to temper fantasy with reality, you know?
maskedman 9
There are a lot of reasons a guy might choose **** over his girlfriend. He might not want to put in the effort to seduce her (his girl might even be easy, but **** with a DSL line is easier). He might not want to spend a lot of time (a quickie might be quick but **** on a DSL line is quicker). He might be afraid to ask his girl to do the freaky stuff he sees on the Internet (his girl might be a freak but there's nothing freakier than Internet ****).
monkeywrench1 10
well said sir!
DjeePee 25
I hope that was ironic. If that are the reasons why a guy (or girl, let us not discrimate) choose **** over his/her partner, he/she shouldn't be in a relationship. Those reasons are lame. Period.
maskedman 9
You probably have to be a man to understand, so you might get it when you get a little older, djpee
DjeePee 25
So older women become men? Interesting. I think you are a little naive, thinking that I, being a girl, am ignorant to ****. Like I don't watch it. Funny. Sir, if a guy chooses **** over his girlfriend (who obviously wants sex) because he's too lasy, or doesn't dare to communicate (eventhough OP would have mention it if the **** was freaky), than he should only be in a relationship with his hand. It are lame excuses. Period. God, I am already tired of all those women claiming headaches to avoid sex, but guys(or girls) watching **** to avoid sex? What a terrible lover you must be.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Djee- I know, right? Silly women. Sex relieves most headaches. On another tangent, I don't mind if my man watches ****. I don't understand why it's such a bad thing, unless it takes over. I have no idea whether he does or not, but let's just go with the idea that he does, since it's common for most men to ********** to ****. It's not hindering our relationship and he wants sex just as often as most guys. **** usually only becomes a problem when it takes over the guy's life and he no longer wants sex with his girlfriend, which might be the case here. What also might be the case? They'd already had sex earlier that day, or he had no idea she even wanted it.
kittycatkelss 29
djeePee - I’m really sorry all those women would rather have a headache than **** you. What a terrible lover you must be.
archmonkey 0
it was stupid to think he doesn't watch ****. I totally ********** in the same room as my boyfriend. it's faster and more effective. He understands.
Scorpio_DR 0
more efficient...Ouch...that means he needs to put in more (or better) work...SMH
Sober1128 9
not exactly. some women just can't ****** without masturbating. pennitration does nothing for them. actually, it's quite common.
AliceStar 2
I'm pretty sure it says effective, not efficient.
MissPo3s 0
More effective, 22?
azianzenzation 0
you know you have to hit the gym when your boyfriend prefers **** over you. lol
Coldinside 12
^^^LOL, This. Your life isn't ****** OP, just suck it up. Sometimes I wonder how some of these make it on to FML.
Coldinside 12
Oops, that was meant in response to #21, lol.
maskedman 9
thanks.
Malia89 0
maybe your whack on bed... lol
didoca 0
...on bed? I like it :)
RedPillSucks 33
ohhh! I love that commercial.... Wack on.... Wack off.... Get the Wacker, by Remco. Operators are standing by.
sxldv8 0
must be gay cause ivwould join you in the shower
De3z 0
you probably say no to much so he just xpects you to say no and is tired of getting rejected all the time... my advice, send on more!