Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
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IrishWildMan 3
Well at least it wasn't gay ****....was it?
DjeePee 25
Sad. Really, this is sad. I'm thinking, why didn't you invite him in the shower, but maybe you did and he refused. Sad. There is nothing wrong with watching **** in a relationship. There is something wrong if the **** becomes more important than sex/the relationship itself.
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Comments (108)
lobojojo 1
Most guys watch ****, it's a fact of life and you need to get over it.
iloveTheMiz 0
It's perfectly natural for people to watch ****.
W4X 0
Don't wanna sound to smart but here: Maybe he didn't want to have sex with you (assuming you didn't have sex yet) because he wants to do it at a nice time. He probably respected you and didn't go straight in your face and said "Let's F**k." Maybe your boyfriend was being respectful. Or he didn't have condoms. l0l
lostfaithinpppl 19
Don't worry. You didn't sound *too* smart.
starberries 0
If you are dating a man it's safe to assume he will occasionally watch ****, even when you're there. Don't you ever just want to get off without turning it into a big lovemaking session? I do. If you wanted to have sex, you should have said something.
p33lzhear 6
its not you its him. seriously, sumtimes its quicker and easier to do it yourself and guys especially are like that. its no reflection on you so shut up and grow a little self confidence and ask to join him next time.
nivri 0
maybe he was gonna **** you but as soon as he walked in the bathroom and saw u naked he decided to go with his other alternative
PIRHorns 2
Maybe he's like me, OP. My wife has shot down my requests so often, I have learned not to even ask anymore. The fear of pain from yet another likely rejection has exceeded the potential pleasure if she said yes, so I quit asking.
VertigoSD 0
you be fugly
Putita559 0
Don't you just hate that. I had the same problem with my boyfriend. He said he doesn't anymore but I don't believe him.
20InchesOfFun 0
man! most people on here are douchey! but hey eff it! he prefers a hand over some lovin!? shame :/