Today, I returned from vacation. Because of rain, I spent 3 days sitting in a hotel room, watching a TV with bad reception. I'm now less relaxed that if I'd have just stayed home, because that wouldn't have cost me $500, and my TV has more than 15 channels. So much for my first vacation in 5 years. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I spent more time driving to my vacation spot than actually vacationing. FML
Today, I returned from my first paid vacation in the past 2 years from a place with no cell, or internet. I've just found out that our department has been downsized. FML
Today, it's been five days since I finally made it to my dream vacation destination, after months of planning, saving, and dreaming. I got food poisoning within hours of arriving and I've spent the last five days in my hotel room, staring at a toilet. FML
Today, my son got back from his solo holiday in Hawaii. I asked him what he did. Apparently, he sat in his suite for 2 weeks, watching shit on his laptop. He spent thousands of pounds, flew thousands of miles to one of the nicest islands in the world, all to stay in his room. He could have done that here. FML
Today, it's only day three of my annual vacation. Rest and relaxation? Afraid not! For the past days, I've been haunted by the constant thought of how much work will be piled up when I get back. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess not everyone heard that I canceled it due to health problems, because this morning I caught two of my "friends" unplugging my TV after breaking into my house. FML
Today, my friend and I got back from a vacation, for which we both took time off work and coordinated. He didn’t want to do anything besides stay in the cabin and play video games. We went on a half-mile walk and that's about it. FML
Today, I have to reschedule the vacation I had planned for eight months because I have the flu, and feel too sick to go and enjoy myself at a waterpark. This vacation is the only thing that's kept me sane these last two months. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
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Mirorbo 27
The rain isn't going to kill you, darling...I know it's a scary thing for you California folk to understand, but you will NOT melt if you go outside while it's raining. Of course, I still recommend an umbrella.
FFML_314 12
Did you go on vacation by yourself? There are things to do when it's raining. Museum, restaurants, strip clubs, bars, robbery. PLENTY of things.
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Mirorbo 27
The rain isn't going to kill you, darling...I know it's a scary thing for you California folk to understand, but you will NOT melt if you go outside while it's raining. Of course, I still recommend an umbrella.
docscientist 10
Uh, California gets rain.
shakethat 10
thank u! seriously, acting like rain in death lol
KingDingALing 9
Wow...I can't believe that you wrote all of that and was still able to be first. Magic? Possibly...
mddinsmore 0
Miror B.'s pokemon do that rain dance thing! what a coincidence mindfuck all the way
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho!~ Nothing wrong with the rain! It's so lovely!~
fightingkittens 39
Ever heard "it never rains but pours"? I don't know why you assholes think Californians can't go out in the rain, it rains like hell all over the state when it gets going. And what if this person lives in San Francisco? JUST ABOUT THE FOGGIEST, RAINIEST PLACE IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY EXCEPT CHICAGO! Oh, sorry to disillusion you.
abstar89 0
this Californian is going on a three mile jog in the pouring rain for charity. I dont believe I will melt. thanks for all your stereotyping okay bye bye.
fml98kevin 4
1, ur right. OP is a WIMP. I knew u were from Cali b4 i even read the location. Up here in Seattle, were lucky to get to 68 deg. F. Nice try, OP...
panda4life 0
I think ur from Texas just by the way u talk.. and she probably has like a bad roof or something cuz California rains all the time soooo that's pretty much all I'm saying cuz u don't have to explain that it rains in california. ( and I actually like texas accents and I sometimes talk like that too cuz it's fun lol)
panda4life 0
lol nvm she stayed extra days cuz of the rain not she left cuz of the rain lol I didn't read it carefully
yareens80 3
Don't get ur ass up tight just cause u live in some shitwhole in butt **** nowhere Ohio Dosent mean u have to talk about cali like gbat
FFML_314 12
Did you go on vacation by yourself? There are things to do when it's raining. Museum, restaurants, strip clubs, bars, robbery. PLENTY of things.
DjeePee 25
This.
phreshboi 1
agreed.
unfortunate_13 5
even the hotel bar is a better option than watching tv for 3 days
twi4eva789 0
I love how you went from museum to robbery! :D
MC_Cracker 0
do you post on everything
far_east 6
uh.. mc cracker its ffml 314, if he didnt post on everything fml would be less fun
far_east 6
she*
supasxcprincess 0
because the only thing left to do if it rains is watch tv.......
Mehness 0
30 - Nobody understands sarcasm.
iGrenade 0
31 does not understand sarcasm chains.
dayve 0
That's pretty lame.
iheartglasses 0
You should have checked the weather before you went :)
Selena_is_back 7
lizards piss ****!!
DocBastard 40
Allow me to be the first to say...what?
DocBastard 40
No, no it does not. I was the first. Me! ME! I need decaf.
Major_General 10
Where did you go that you were so put upon by nature?
zemo999 0
What would you do in a country with rainy seasons?? Get a backpack & carry a rain coat & umbrella....along with any other stuff you might need...
BabesYourAStar 0
you could of gone out in the rain, cause ya'know drips don't get wet they get bigger.
keoct 4
So what if it was raining. Last time I was in Cuba it rained for 5 days and I had the time of my life. Rain won’t kill you.