By not_relaxed - 25/10/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I returned from vacation. Because of rain, I spent 3 days sitting in a hotel room, watching a TV with bad reception. I'm now less relaxed that if I'd have just stayed home, because that wouldn't have cost me $500, and my TV has more than 15 channels. So much for my first vacation in 5 years. FML
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Mirorbo 26

The rain isn't going to kill you, darling...I know it's a scary thing for you California folk to understand, but you will NOT melt if you go outside while it's raining. Of course, I still recommend an umbrella.

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FFML_314 11

Did you go on vacation by yourself? There are things to do when it's raining. Museum, restaurants, strip clubs, bars, robbery. PLENTY of things.

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Mirorbo 26

The rain isn't going to kill you, darling...I know it's a scary thing for you California folk to understand, but you will NOT melt if you go outside while it's raining. Of course, I still recommend an umbrella.

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shakethat 10

thank u! seriously, acting like rain in death lol

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KingDingALing 9

Wow...I can't believe that you wrote all of that and was still able to be first. Magic? Possibly...

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mddinsmore 0

Miror B.'s pokemon do that rain dance thing! what a coincidence mindfuck all the way

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Mirorbo 26

Fuhohohoho!~ Nothing wrong with the rain! It's so lovely!~

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fightingkittens 39

Ever heard "it never rains but pours"? I don't know why you assholes think Californians can't go out in the rain, it rains like hell all over the state when it gets going. And what if this person lives in San Francisco? JUST ABOUT THE FOGGIEST, RAINIEST PLACE IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY EXCEPT CHICAGO! Oh, sorry to disillusion you.

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abstar89 0

this Californian is going on a three mile jog in the pouring rain for charity. I dont believe I will melt. thanks for all your stereotyping okay bye bye.

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fml98kevin 4

1, ur right. OP is a WIMP. I knew u were from Cali b4 i even read the location. Up here in Seattle, were lucky to get to 68 deg. F. Nice try, OP...

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panda4life 0

I think ur from Texas just by the way u talk.. and she probably has like a bad roof or something cuz California rains all the time soooo that's pretty much all I'm saying cuz u don't have to explain that it rains in california. ( and I actually like texas accents and I sometimes talk like that too cuz it's fun lol)

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panda4life 0

lol nvm she stayed extra days cuz of the rain not she left cuz of the rain lol I didn't read it carefully

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yareens80 3

Don't get ur ass up tight just cause u live in some shitwhole in butt **** nowhere Ohio Dosent mean u have to talk about cali like gbat

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FFML_314 11

Did you go on vacation by yourself? There are things to do when it's raining. Museum, restaurants, strip clubs, bars, robbery. PLENTY of things.

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unfortunate_13 5

even the hotel bar is a better option than watching tv for 3 days

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twi4eva789 0

I love how you went from museum to robbery! :D

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far_east 6

uh.. mc cracker its ffml 314, if he didnt post on everything fml would be less fun

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supasxcprincess 0

because the only thing left to do if it rains is watch tv.......

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iGrenade 0

31 does not understand sarcasm chains.

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iheartglasses 0

You should have checked the weather before you went :)

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Major_General 10

Where did you go that you were so put upon by nature?

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zemo999 0

What would you do in a country with rainy seasons?? Get a backpack & carry a rain coat & umbrella....along with any other stuff you might need...

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BabesYourAStar 0

you could of gone out in the rain, cause ya'know drips don't get wet they get bigger.

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keoct 4

So what if it was raining. Last time I was in Cuba it rained for 5 days and I had the time of my life. Rain won’t kill you.

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