Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s chat with his best friend and saw porn videos. We've been together for four years and I have never seen him send me any porn videos like that. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
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IrishWildMan 3
Well at least it wasn't gay ****....was it?
DjeePee 25
Sad. Really, this is sad. I'm thinking, why didn't you invite him in the shower, but maybe you did and he refused. Sad. There is nothing wrong with watching **** in a relationship. There is something wrong if the **** becomes more important than sex/the relationship itself.
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Comments (108)
penguinazul 13
Stop being a bitch and watch **** with him. It's not a big deal. He's a dude. They like ****. I like ****. **** is awesome. and I'm not a dude. WATCH MORE ****.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Not everyone likes ****, though. I'd suggest the same, assuming she's comfortable with it, but if she isn't then she just needs to accept that he does it. So long as it doesn't take over the relationship, OP shouldn't be making a fuss over it.
penguinazul 13
I agree with you 100%, lol. I know some people don't like ****. But they should because it's awesome! hahaha But no, really, my post was like 90% exaggerating/joking. It translated to what you said. :)
perfect_jenny 0
find a new bf, one that will love and give you the respect you deserve, not all men are like this.
GETOVERIT2039 0
I'd say be sure he knows you're interested before judging him for resorting to ****
wtfsnickers 1
lose some weight and sit on his face or bring a girl over and do her in front of him
gaarraa11 3
so? i watch **** with my gf lol just join him and it will go the way you want it to go:) trust me
Noyes654 0
maybe that says something about your attitude when it comes to sex
wriptidez 0
leave him
miss_la_rue 6
I bet the OP didn't ask her boyfriend to join her in the shower. She just took a shower and was disappointed that he didn't join her. But seriously, **** is not a big deal. Men are more visually stimulated than women, they NEED **** to maintain a healthy sexual appetite. It's one of those things that can't be changed about me. If you don't let them do it, they'll just hide it AND resent you for it. If he watched it all the time, yes, maybe it's a problem. I think that he's watching it while OP's in the shower because she won't let him watch **** like oh so many insecure chicks out there. Seriously, if he didn't want to be with you, OP, he wouldn't be. Watch the **** with him on occasion, give him something back or he WILL leave you for another woman, which is a million times worse than a little rub and tug while you're in the shower. Or, I don't know, ASK him to join you in the shower. Men love it when their women are forward.
rkcraig53 0
you must really be ugly, stinky, and nasty.
IFeelSorryForU 0
everyone watches **** it's fine as long as it doesn't take over the relationship.