Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s chat with his best friend and saw porn videos. We've been together for four years and I have never seen him send me any porn videos like that. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
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IrishWildMan 3
Well at least it wasn't gay ****....was it?
DjeePee 25
Sad. Really, this is sad. I'm thinking, why didn't you invite him in the shower, but maybe you did and he refused. Sad. There is nothing wrong with watching **** in a relationship. There is something wrong if the **** becomes more important than sex/the relationship itself.
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Comments (108)
joekr 0
maybe you should stop complaining and get naked for him..
LOLSWAT 0
guys watch ****. dorsnt really matter if theres a willing female in the house. learn from this and watch it with him next.
chris13174 0
Just a piece of advice op, suck his dick before your next shower and if he still chooses **** over you at least you will know it's you and not him.
jaro_fml 0
it's your fault for not making a move
Dynoblaze 1
well what kind of ****? unless it's gay or snuff/rape **** don't worry. also start something. don't expect Hinton always start.
cathylee22 4
first of all way to waste a perfect opportunity, shame on you. why wouldn't you grab your bfs attention since you had the house to yourselves and do a little sexy strip tease for him an ask him to join you in the shower. Take control sometimes, get your bf interested in you and off the computer. Men are visual so give him something to look at and arouse him if not then he's just going to keep watching **** if you don't spice things up!!
Shaggy_92 5
stop bitchin bout it on hop on that dick...lol
chevonfinley 8
**** is awesome, get over it. you should try watching it sometime.. I'm a female who loves ****. :)
monnanon 14
If this is the only time he has chosen over you then I wouldn't worry It is more likely that he decided to give you peace to shower than actually choosing it over you. Don't take it to heart, as long as he isn't turning you down for sex when you are actively pursuing it then its perfectly normal. everyone likes to service themselves now and then no matter how good their partner is.
alicia_was_here 3
if you talk to him about how it bothers you and he cares enough about your feelings on **** then he will stop. i know if my boyfriend watched **** while we're in a relationship it would bother me, but we've had talks how he is usually thinking about me when he masturbates, and if we cant have sex he doesnt even like to ********** unless its with me on the web cam. some guys just need to watch **** though. not all guys are like this thankfully, and its a lucky thing to find one who would rather think about you over a **** star (:
5t3ff1k4h 47
You're naive. You really think he's thinking about you when he's jacking off to ****? No. Men are visual, so he's thinking about what he's seeing. He's only saying that to make you feel better. I know you may get a little pissy with me for even saying this, but in most cases, it's the truth. This does not mean, though, that he's comparing you and admiring them more. Not all guys are vocal about what they do and when they do it, so, like most men, he's probably just hiding it from you so you aren't bothered. I speak from experience, and I know many with the same experience. Yours may be different, but I highly doubt it.
alicia_was_here 3
its true that he could be lying, but it seems less likely since he was the one who originally brought it up. besides, men are visual like you said, and like i said we usually like to watch each other on web cam, which is a bit like ****, except its more personal. why do you assume id get pissy about what you said? the only way id get upset is if you assume you know everything about his thoughts on this subject, which you dont. i like hearing other people comment on what i say. and you could be wrong or right, but i have enough trust in him to believe its true unless he proves me otherwise.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Why do I assume you'd get pissy? Because people don't like comments that oppose their beliefs. Thank you for being open to the idea. If he was the one that brought it up, that does make it more likely. You're also right where you mentioned that it's still possible that he is lying. There's a difference between watching **** (unknown people) and going on webcam with your SO for a sexy show. On another note, it's nice to see that there are people out there who accept other views and who trust their SOs. Most people don't understand that it's stupid to yell "OMG CHEATER" at the slightest thing.