Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
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IrishWildMan 3
Well at least it wasn't gay ****....was it?
DjeePee 25
Sad. Really, this is sad. I'm thinking, why didn't you invite him in the shower, but maybe you did and he refused. Sad. There is nothing wrong with watching **** in a relationship. There is something wrong if the **** becomes more important than sex/the relationship itself.
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Comments (108)
tiarabaybeee1 0
Oh my god hun i know my boyfriend does that to!! i swear he is addicted to it!!! he always trys to make me watch it before we doing anything and i'm like ugh you ******* pig!
tiarabaybeee1 0
lol it takes over our relationship thats all he does! and if i don;t give him some he goes in the bathroom for like 30 min and says he is taking a shit so i grab him and say lets get it on and he is like nahhh maybe later bby im tired im like omg see i knew it!
AlgorithMan 0
Men watch ****. ALL men. No matter how sexually satisfied we are. Some might hide it better than others. The sooner you accept this, the better
jadejazmyn 5
I would watch instead of get in the shower w my man lol. When he gets out we could do it while watching. Makes it better lol.
carrot4acookie 8
I'm sorry, but there's not much you can do to change him, next time just make sure he has no internet access before you go, maybe he'll join you then?
jewelsfml 0
my hubby does that. makes me feel real good about myself!
vnbritt 0
Is there something wrong with this man?
bshawndes1 0
Someone must not be that good in bed;)
martini47 12
Guys only do that wen there prude gf don't put out ever
danightryder 0
Sometimes it's just to much work asking the gf