Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s chat with his best friend and saw porn videos. We've been together for four years and I have never seen him send me any porn videos like that. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
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IrishWildMan 3
Well at least it wasn't gay ****....was it?
DjeePee 25
Sad. Really, this is sad. I'm thinking, why didn't you invite him in the shower, but maybe you did and he refused. Sad. There is nothing wrong with watching **** in a relationship. There is something wrong if the **** becomes more important than sex/the relationship itself.
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Comments (108)
Emrysa 1
I do not get this line of reasoning, seriously. He's not sleeping with someone else. He might be assuming you don't want to randomly have sex three times a day. He might be looking for a little variety. Does thinking male celebrites are hot mean you're cheaing on your boyfriend? What about reading romance novels? If you're that offended, put it out there, if you get the urge to fap baby, I'd rather you hook up with me first, if I'm around. But if you're ever not available when he wants it after that, then that's your own fault. But really, it's a natural biological function. I bet he wouldn't bitch if you decided to take care of yourself in the shower or something.
klynhunter 0
she didn't say that he was cheating on her. my bf did this. she actually stole my FML! I submitted one like this ages ago!
BoyFromTheFuture 0
that stealing bitch!
zanguard 0
I have had an FML stolen as well. They just change it a bit and then use it.
spoilt_ 15
SHE IS UGLY!
caits13 0
No, you are honey.
NaCheezIt 0
says the girl with no picture.
tthhoomm 0
59 is a hater, you look good :)
nlakh382 0
fix it
lacrossekid 0
beating it is better then sex lots of the time... and when ur probably ugly I see his point
rizzkiyoshi 19
I don't think I've met a guy that doesn't watch ****. so what if he decided to turn it on while you were busy?
chrishansen 0
Nice ferret.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
What a cutie! My boys won't sit on my shoulder; they're far too antsy. I wish they would, though. I'd simplify doing my chores when one is feeling needy.
iliveinthesky_fml 0
Op has a nice way with sentence fragments.
rextasy 0
Maybe he couldn't read your mind. Most times, **** is easier.
v42136 0
I think you don't pleasure him enough .
mav1986 1
if he picks **** over you, you should incite him in the shower more.
heereman 2
guys watch **** get over it. the fact that he took **** over a shower with you might mean he likes gay **** though