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Above the signature, write “Go **** yourselves, you douchebag!” and then fart in his mouth.
Get the poster signed anyway and then rip it up in his face.
Whatever happened to "All I want for Christmas is You?"
Nothing says Happy christmas asshat like a blowtorch to a signed poster....Afterwards you can have some Creme Brulee
Get him a card that says, "Sorry, you've been dumped" instead.
Time to tear up both the poster and the relationship.
If he doesn't know that you know this give him the evil x-mas gift 😈 first put the poster in a poster tube wrap thoroughly in duct tape then place in a box slightly bigger than the tube fill box with used tampons and pads then wrap that box in duct tape place that box in a bigger box fill box with shit wrap again with duct tape then place that box in a bigger box and fill it with one of those really nasty fermented fish that they always talked about in the challenges on the internet then go leave that present for him on his bed but don't be there when he opens it then let him know that you know and that it is hidden in the box for him to open then you can tell him Merry **** you Christmas 😇
Get a piece of poster board and write I’m dumping you on it. Put in cheap frame and wrap and give it to him.
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You keep that poster. Get him coal. Haha XD But seriously **** that. That is so selfish.
Nothing says Happy christmas asshat like a blowtorch to a signed poster....Afterwards you can have some Creme Brulee