By arace15336 - 22/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
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remy3106 10

so YOU break up with him, who gives a **** about his birthday present

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43bubba34 25

you always gotta get one last *******.

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marinus_fml 19

just tell him on his bday that the present was an IOU and take all his money ;) on a serious note, FYL op.

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ThereIsNoFork 0

12: maybe the boyfriend is a deadbeat and has no money? That's why he's waiting for said present.

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marinus_fml 19

#13, never thought of that. thanks for enlightening me :)

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ThereIsNoFork 0

No problemo 15. Unless that was sarcastic. Haha :P

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legonut4 0

once you give him the present he will dump you

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marinus_fml 19

#17 I was semi sarcastic :P but why would OP even want to date a deadbeat....

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ChelseaXD 0

#19 maybe she wanted to "change" him. haha. and Op fyl, that sucks. must of been one hell of a gift though! ;)

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ThereIsNoFork 0

Good point 19. Well maybe OP has low self-esteem or some inferiority complex...

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Jessi2487 0

dump his azz before his birthday and return the present. *wipes hands* my work here is done :p

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StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

I hope you're not dumb enough to stay with him OP

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AlesanaLTL 0

what 22 said you shouldnt have to go thru crap like that no one should

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Break up with him and don't give him his present.

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ScarletAshes 0

I agree with 28 that will be the best gift to him ^_^

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Cooluu 5

give him a baby that will make him stay with you

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shootdierepeat 0

how dumb do you think all us are we don't need someone to explain the story

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iceicebaby24 0

dude, its the same thing any smart guy would stay in any relationship for any amount of time; SEX.

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big_smucker 0

yeah one day before or, dump him for his bday

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benny2465 0

no 10. he really doesn't like her

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iShockwavezZ 0

it's ok, your wallet must be empty from Starbucks anyway lol

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grunt656 0

what you should do is buy a bear trap for his present, then tell him to close his eyes and put it on his **** lol }:)>

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43bubba34 25

you always gotta get one last *******.

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remy3106 10

so YOU break up with him, who gives a **** about his birthday present

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Vehicle 1

Don't give it to him! Give it to his brother or dad.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Now you have the upper hand! Get him a sack of shit (or bricks), and a kick in the testicles for his present. Don't forget to yell, "SURPRISE!"

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nyc718 0

give me the gift. I have as much feelings towards you as he does!

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Big_Boner 3

Keep the present and dump the douche. Win-win situation. :D

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