Today, the accredited funeral home of my memorial plan is going out of business. Instead of delegating my policy to a different firm, they gave me the package. I now have to take home a land title for where I will be buried, my own coffin, and my headstone. FML
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Sounds like a grave mistake and I’m dead serious when I say you should dig up more info on what you can do.

Just leave them lying around for when you bring dates home. Goths will love it.

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Sounds like a grave mistake and I’m dead serious when I say you should dig up more info on what you can do.

Just leave them lying around for when you bring dates home. Goths will love it.

That looks like 3 out of 13 reasons.

exileonmainst 16

There ain’t no grave can hold your body down.

Donut_Wizard 23

Do they expect you to dig the hole yourself too?

What year did they put on the headstone?

Hey at least you’re prepared for Halloween next year

Nothing like planning for the future!

That's actually pretty cool

TeachAllTheMath 19

A coffin and headstone are pretty big, where are you going to keep them???