Going out of business? It's a matter of life and death!

By Prepper? - 06/12/2017 01:30

Today, the accredited funeral home of my memorial plan is going out of business. Instead of delegating my policy to a different firm, they gave me the package. I now have to take home a land title for where I will be buried, my own coffin, and my headstone. FML
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Leeono 26

Sounds like a grave mistake and I’m dead serious when I say you should dig up more info on what you can do.

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rattyrayvn 21

Just leave them lying around for when you bring dates home. Goths will love it.

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Leeono 26

Sounds like a grave mistake and I’m dead serious when I say you should dig up more info on what you can do.

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rattyrayvn 21

Just leave them lying around for when you bring dates home. Goths will love it.

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exileonmainst 16

There ain’t no grave can hold your body down.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Do they expect you to dig the hole yourself too?

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tibtak 20

What year did they put on the headstone?

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electrodude 15

Hey at least you’re prepared for Halloween next year

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TeachAllTheMath 19

A coffin and headstone are pretty big, where are you going to keep them???

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