FML : Going out of business? It's a matter of life and death!

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Going out of business? It's a matter of life and death!

Today, the accredited funeral home of my memorial plan is going out of business. Instead of delegating my policy to a different firm, they gave me the package. I now have to take home a land title for where I will be buried, my own coffin, and my headstone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Prepper? - / Wednesday 6 December 2017 01:30 /

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By Leeono | 26

#7570485 - Friday 1 December 2017 8:39

Sounds like a grave mistake and I’m dead serious when I say you should dig up more info on what you can do.

By rattyrayvn | 21

#7572082 - Wednesday 6 December 2017 2:01

Just leave them lying around for when you bring dates home. Goths will love it.

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By Leeono | 26

#7570485 - Friday 1 December 2017 8:39

Sounds like a grave mistake and I’m dead serious when I say you should dig up more info on what you can do.

By rattyrayvn | 21

#7572082 - Wednesday 6 December 2017 2:01

Just leave them lying around for when you bring dates home. Goths will love it.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7572086 - Wednesday 6 December 2017 2:45

That looks like 3 out of 13 reasons.

By exileonmainst | 15

#7572089 - Wednesday 6 December 2017 2:55

There ain’t no grave can hold your body down.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7572090 - Wednesday 6 December 2017 3:11

Do they expect you to dig the hole yourself too?

By tibtak | 20

#7572281 - Wednesday 6 December 2017 16:24

What year did they put on the headstone?

By electrodude | 15

#7572452 - Thursday 7 December 2017 3:22

Hey at least you’re prepared for Halloween next year

By davecross | 11

#7572741 - Thursday 7 December 2017 21:48

Nothing like planning for the future!

By Siobhán Joanne Weiss-Donnelly | 10

#7572801 - Friday 8 December 2017 0:04

That's actually pretty cool

By TeachAllTheMath | 19

#7572820 - Friday 8 December 2017 2:03

A coffin and headstone are pretty big, where are you going to keep them???

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