Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
Today, I re-sat an expensive exam I'd flunked 6 months previously. The same impossible multiple choice questions appeared, which I'd been unable to find the answers to, even with all my textbooks and the internet. FML
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
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Top comments
cheerbabe1995 2
Lol, YDI for not studying. :P
JoeLouisBomber 9
I bet you really regret not studying now huh?
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Comments (137)
alycion 39
I had one semester between work and health issues I didn't have time to study. I don't think I would have trusted a friend to help me out. I did try to work with my instructors and the ones that wouldn't I just guessed my way through.
badactor009 0
Cheater! That is against every single academic code of honesty on the planet. For all of us that have done the work to get though school, I hope you get caught and expelled. You don't deserve a college degree.
cyK0tek 0
Even the Joker is more honest than you, OP!
ssnowywinter 0
Can't say how much I agree with this.
KylieJ96 2
Burn
sqeakyclean 7
Because the world needs one more corporate scumbag.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
YDI cause you should never even THINK about cheating especially on a TEST. Sorry but again YDI
oarisimo 4
Your friend is awesome! And you're an idiot for more reasons than one!!
ActionManly 11
Well, YDI for cheating, but your friend sounds like a total bitch.
MorteEtDabo 5
You completely deserve it. Learn from your friend and study next time!
Foreveryours27 3
You should have actually studied then instead of trying to cheat.
Mr25_fml 14
Revenge. Revenge! REVENGE!!!