Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
Today, I re-sat an expensive exam I'd flunked 6 months previously. The same impossible multiple choice questions appeared, which I'd been unable to find the answers to, even with all my textbooks and the internet. FML
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
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cheerbabe1995 2
Lol, YDI for not studying. :P
JoeLouisBomber 9
I bet you really regret not studying now huh?
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Comments (137)
caviar_fml 2
you totally deserved it! anyone saying otherwise is a moron
badactor009 0
What's your major... Poly Sci? Haven't taken ethics yet, have you?
Puer_in_urbe 5
That friend of yours is an absolute dick. Everyone has to cheat at some time or another. Whenever my friends need that, I help them. No need to be an asshole. As a fellow cheater, I know that feeling.
Lithiette 9
Sorry but I really don't want OP performing surgeries on me or handling my legal issues. I understand that in real life you usually have that information available to you on the spot, but then on some days you don't. A nurse almost killed my mother because she was a lazy ****** in college. And my grandfather-in-law died because of dumbass doctors who had no clue what they were doing. In college, it might seem okay to cheat. If you're a piece of shit. But in the real world, people die or have their lives ruined at your hands. Does cheating still sound okay to you?
GothicAngel95 16
Your friend= WIN!
Tommay186 7
I would've done the same thing your friend did. YDI
polkadot3155 6
touché.
Cfjla15 6
Maybe he did deserve to fail but that chick is a f******b**** for doing that. He probably would've failed anyway so why completely f*** him over all she had to do was say no.
smunky 1
I'm guessing OP and "friend" are pre-med.
miss_booboo_8 0
Ha dumbass U should study serves u right! Score for the friend!!:)
Incogneterpeter 1
I'm so glad that today's society won't work for their achievements they just take the easy way out...