Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
Today, I re-sat an expensive exam I'd flunked 6 months previously. The same impossible multiple choice questions appeared, which I'd been unable to find the answers to, even with all my textbooks and the internet. FML
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
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Top comments
cheerbabe1995 2
Lol, YDI for not studying. :P
JoeLouisBomber 9
I bet you really regret not studying now huh?
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Comments (137)
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
Sucks to be you!
melrose90210 10
Boo freakin hoo.
kayaker83 4
I pray to god your aren't studying to be a doctor. Your an idot
Lil_Red777 21
This coming from the person that can't spell idiot
desireev 18
**I pray to God that you aren't studying to be a Doctor. You're an idiot.** Off the top of my head, I've thought of 6 errors in your comment... So far... You really shouldn't throw stones when you live in a glass house!
gracehi 33
Cheaters never prosper. I agree with your friend. Serves you right. YDI.
CoreyC07 10
Serves you right...but at the same time that was a bitch move by your friend
RoseCrystal 17
lazy b*tch, how about trying for once. I hear mcdonalds is hiring for toilet scrubbers
l0v3p4in 7
Somehow, I doubt OP would even do that. She would probably ask someone else to do it while she collected her minimum wage paycheck.
Tez122 6
some friend
docscientist 10
It's college, op needs to grow the **** up.
prego_05112012 10
Yeah, next time STUDY, moron. YDI for being a lazy-ass.
Lil_Red777 21
you're friend could've been less of a cuntbag but yeah you asked for it. ydi for being lazy.