Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
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Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
Today, I re-sat an expensive exam I'd flunked 6 months previously. The same impossible multiple choice questions appeared, which I'd been unable to find the answers to, even with all my textbooks and the internet. FML
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
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Top comments
cheerbabe1995 2
Lol, YDI for not studying. :P
JoeLouisBomber 9
I bet you really regret not studying now huh?
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Comments (137)
raauul_4 5
Damn that sucks!
BeccaHugs 17
Thank you, captain obvious.
RatedR916_fml 0
Open a can of whoop ass on her!!! FTW
oops_im_fucked 8
Yeah because beating up a girl for not letting you cheat on a college exam seems fair...
sparkrok 8
I think so
illabye 0
You deserve it but you're friend is a b*tch.
pnutbutternjelly 15
How do you expect to get anywhere in life if you are not willing to put in any effort. That does serve you right. Why should you get the same grade as people who worked really hard and spent hours studying for a course when you sat around lazily and did nothing?
jaredofmo 22
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PREACH IT! HALLELUJAH!!! BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY AMEN!
ironwords 8
Karma bitch
zebralover23 14
YDI for trusting them and for not studying.
OMGhiiiiii 4
If it was her idea to do that then it's not really your fault. But you should've studied.
Lil_Red777 21
um OP shouldn't have tried to cheat to begin with.
xgetxbentx 13
How is it not op's fault? OP was cheating...
kile88 2
Maybe they copy off the friend all the time and did well. Therefore when this exam came around she got fed up and thought "why should I be the one doing the work for both of us?" and gave the wrong answers..
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
My thoughts exactly. How many times might OP have leeched off her "friend" (read: unwitting servant) in the past, before said friend caught on and tricked her?
kile88 2
If that was me, I would have done the same thing. Yes it's a nasty thing to do but it'd teach them to wake up to themselves and start pulling their own weight, or gtfo of college because obviously if you're cheating you probably shouldn't be there. Im not perfect, I've been slack and left study to the last minute. But never once have I expected someone to give me answers especially if they've put more time and effort than I. If you don't study, you cop the consequences.
cyK0tek 0
Kiiinda deserved it. Should've studied more. Also, no matter who it is, if they know you're cheating/going to cheat, chances are very good they're going to BS the answers.
rt567 15
should have studied