Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
Today, I re-sat an expensive exam I'd flunked 6 months previously. The same impossible multiple choice questions appeared, which I'd been unable to find the answers to, even with all my textbooks and the internet. FML
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
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cheerbabe1995 2
Lol, YDI for not studying. :P
JoeLouisBomber 9
I bet you really regret not studying now huh?
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Comments (137)
br0ccoli 15
Cheaters never prosper
Dreadful87 4
OP, YDI for cheating. This is college and you have to put in as much effort as everybody else to deserve a pass. It's kinda a mean way of doing it but obviously your friend thought so as well. Everyone deserves help but cheating is not help. It's a sign that you don't wish to help yourself either. You would gained nothing from cheating, no knowledge, no friend and no passing grade. Please try harder next time.
fester0512 1
Your friend is amazing especially to those of us who study our asses off to get good grades!
BloodFaerie 21
YDI, and I think everyone else has already pointed out why and you should just count yourself lucky you weren't caught and kicked out! So, no, not FYL! AND to me it shows just how little you apparently pay attention (and sorry, some lack of intelligence) that you didn't even realize the answers were complete bullshit...
Speedylunar 19
The last thing you said amazed me the most too. If the test was about a subject that was treated during classes (which I presume), paying attention during said classes should've resulted in enough knowledge on the OP's part to figure out the answers weren't real. The fact that she didn't notice, however, leads to two conclusions: 1) The OP didn't do any studying during the year (or hardly any at least, which she admits), and 2) the OP also didn't pay attention during classes. Both lead to her deserved failure at the test, YDI.
liftedyoda 5
Haha maybe you should do the work on not leave it for your friend
Kaerunoutof 3
Serves you right.
PYLrulz 17
I love how some are saying the friend was an asshole. I just hope to god they don't breed, and raise a generation of cheaters
MMAJUNKIE559 2
That's Wat u get
vucui 21
It's college. That shit ain't free. You better study, or stop wasting everyone's time and whoever's money is paying for your lazy ass. YDI.
1happymummy 14
Really hate it when people correct spelling mistakes on here. In the grand scheme of things does it really matter?
PYLrulz 17
Only the ones where you got mistakes left and right. If there is one mistake, and that's it, just shut the hell up, it probably was an accidental mistake