Waiting For Godot 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Lexi - 04/09/2019 12:00 - United States

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Today, my muscles are sore in my arm. I told my boyfriend I think I slept on it wrong. Truth is, it's from masturbation. He won't have sex until we're married. FML
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Callyn 47

If you're not happy about that, no one is forcing you to stay with him. Sex isn't the most important thing in a relationship but it is an important thing and if the two of you aren't on the same page about it there is nothing wrong with calling it quits over this.

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HotDog300 8

So you’re FML is being embarrassed to tell your conservative bf you **********? Seems like not a good match if you feel so worried about it causing tension.

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Callyn 47

If you're not happy about that, no one is forcing you to stay with him. Sex isn't the most important thing in a relationship but it is an important thing and if the two of you aren't on the same page about it there is nothing wrong with calling it quits over this.

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HotDog300 8

So you’re FML is being embarrassed to tell your conservative bf you **********? Seems like not a good match if you feel so worried about it causing tension.

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RichardPencil 30

The lazy bastard can still finger you or buy you a vibrator. You really ought to dump him and find someone with a 21st century attitude about sex.

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rotflqtms_ 21

She agreed to be in a relationship with him knowing this. If they're not on the same page, maybe they don't belong together, but he has his beliefs, so don't rag on him just because it's not the same as yours. Who knows, maybe they won't work out, but if she's not satisfied, she has a mouth, she can speak up, then maybe they can both find someone who shares their beliefs on sex.

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tounces7 27

So leave, you're clearly not compatible if you have such wildly different ideals.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Good on him. If you don't like it, break up with him.

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TxKitten79 10

Sweetie, there are anazing toys out there. Get a thrusting rabbit type vibrator and a Hitachi Wand.

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Sonotsuave 35

Lord tell me where I find these religious people I want your problem. Usually gender wise it’s the other way around

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