Getting on

By MoRuined - 09/10/2014 10:27 - South Africa - Johannesburg

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Today, I found my first grey hair. How? My boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to point it out. FML
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darwinism 30

Next time you are having sex and he is really close to finishing, stop and ask him if he thinks red will be a good colour to cover up your grey hair.

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JMichael 25

Must not be that satisfying if he's bored enough to point out grey hairs.

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MrConcise 34

He's probably trying not to climax too early because OP is smoking hot. I'm definitely into cougars. ;)

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Meaniebobeanie 26

You had one job. Give sympathy or at least a funny comment. Aanndd you ****** up -.-

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devildog562 33

At #16 Who says she's a cougar? I have some Greys in my beard and in 26...

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GentlemanBastard 15

Why is sympathy ranked over a funny comment? This is what's wrong with FML.

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foxwasalamb 24

@27, my boyfriend was 17 and has white hair, white eyelashes, and white in his beard sporadically

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devildog562 33

Just realized I said in 26, I swear I'm not in 26. I'm 26 **

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Erto 17

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not ******* with you

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JMichael 25

How is this relevant to the FML?

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snoopy325 23

At least he's comfortable with you. My husband stops if he thinks he sees a pimple somewhere and I have to remind him it's not the time.

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ChristianH39 30

Because you've never had a pimple right?

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cjwayy 22

Yes because pimples aren't a natural thing that happens to the vast majority of humans, it's "nasty"

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Enslaved 36

Ha, and if it had 50 shades, he would have pulled the hair right out of its root!

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iireenee 23

That's an awfull thing to hear! I really hope he keeps that to himself at those moments next time! Goodluck with your hair!

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darwinism 30

Next time you are having sex and he is really close to finishing, stop and ask him if he thinks red will be a good colour to cover up your grey hair.

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WolfyGrace 24

Remind me how that's a bad thing, 17. Because I'm pretty sure it isn't bad if OP's boyfriend is into red strands/streaks of hair if she has it.

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Goblin182 26

I'm thinking that if the sex were good he wouldn't have noticed a grey hair.

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devildog562 33

Maybe the hair was right in his face. Think about it ...

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