Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Top comments
Lord_Farquad 1
That's what I'd call tough love.
Sekococo 0
Dominace in love is a strong thing :D did you go out with the winner?
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Comments (100)
richmiester19 0
Should've let them fight to the death
shadowkiss13 0
Totally! i would've watched with a face like "o no wat to do?" but inside id be like "yes! i wonder who'll win??"
sirjesus1337 0
Wow, a boy who makes Edward Cullen look normal. You've got all the luck.
SubjectX 0
that boy needs therapy.
Shmeaty 0
highschoolers much? FML would be a better place without them reminding us of their stupidity.
LeverPuller 5
I dunno. 60+ really doesn't make me think of High School. Most High School classes are 15-40 people depending. I'd probably go with College on this one. But, je ne sais pas. :/
time4coffee 3
If high school both were probably given detention if the boyfriend fought back, not sure what consequences would be in college. Most schools have no leniciency policies for violence
highsheep 0
I wanna suck ur ****
jherr_bearr 0
****, u provoked it
jamieboy11 0
lllooooovvvvveeee. hurts
wordgirl 0
I like it when guys hate each other because of me. :D
namezox 0
To #34, Because either they got no taste or because they can get no one better. You havent met a real guy yet.
shadowkiss13 0
W-o-w conceeded much?
BoostaRoosta 0
#36 = win
boscott270 0
this is really dumb story
Capdan58 0
Awwww... How sweet. It's like a made for TV movie. You should sell this FML to the Hallmark Channel.
GlaoigharAirm 0
I've seen something like this before, go out with him it usually works!