in the voice of Larry the Cable Guy.now that's funny right there i don't care who you are. seriously though that really had to be embarrassing.

Well, now everyone in your team knows what you'd like for your birthday. I hope we're still on lockdown when your birthday happens -- I'd hate to see the cake they'd get you for the office party!

How do people make such dumb mistakes?

Might wanna save the porn until after work from now on. Watch dumb animal videos instead, like a normal procrastinating bum.

damn man. That's really a fucked up situation. You need to be more careful.

That's "re-evaluate why they hired you" activity right there.