British Broadcasting Corporation
By Anonymous - 27/05/2020 23:00

By Anonymous - 27/05/2020 23:00
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Well, now everyone in your team knows what you'd like for your birthday. I hope we're still on lockdown when your birthday happens -- I'd hate to see the cake they'd get you for the office party!
Might wanna save the porn until after work from now on. Watch dumb animal videos instead, like a normal procrastinating bum.
That's "re-evaluate why they hired you" activity right there.
When Gallant is bored at work, he opens an incognito tab of something quick and not very distracting, like Sudoku or Solitaire. When Goofus is bored, he types porn searches into a company chat. Don't be Goofus, kids. You'll keep your job longer that way.
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Might wanna save the porn until after work from now on. Watch dumb animal videos instead, like a normal procrastinating bum.