Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Lord_Farquad 1
That's what I'd call tough love.
Sekococo 0
Dominace in love is a strong thing :D did you go out with the winner?
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mzhonesty 0
You're going to need to talk to your friend. Chances are that he knows something that you don't know...if there seems to be no problem, file for a restraining order.
Beast1226 0
HA! I would have laughed my ass off!
benhamean 0
that's a great way to show your love for someone! I would do that.
EveryDayJackAss 0
gonna need Dr.Phil for this one
supposethat 0
Suppose that your boyfriend is cheating on you, and talks behind your back about how he only wishes to get laid, and doesn't give a shit about you. Suppose that he told your friend all this, laughing at the fact that he has you blinded with love and that you wouldn't believe your friend. Your friend goes to tell you all this, but you just think he's jealous. For weeks, this goes on. He treats your friend like shit behind his back and emphasizes the fact that he has the girl and your friend doesn't. Your friend, who truly cares about you, is enraged and can't take it anymore.
jmcr 27
Youre only speculating this there is a chance he could be crazy too there is too little info to say either way and even if you are right her friend is going way too far
Havokgurl18 3
I want to know what happened afterwards
fmldude5 0
I would say that that friend of yours is very heroic. In my opinion dump the current dude for your friend because he sure showed more than enough feelings for you. Although choking a guy might be a little nutz but still!
LeverPuller 5
Not really. At all. This is only the stupidest idea ever. If my friend were to attack my boyfriend without any prior warning, I'd be livid. And probably wouldn't talk to said friend again, because he's most likely a raving lunatic. He was probably just being a jealous bitch, so he decided trying to take out the boyfriend would be the best idea to get with the girl. Which means he also lacks common intelligence and has issues.
little_birdie 0
AWW thats so nice- he would go through all of that just for you- YOU should be dating the other guy.
xXDarkDepression 0
That is awesome! He wins.
fantita495 19
HOTTT!!! in a wierd way it is.... soz bout ur boo tho...