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Mr Bakersfield, USA 40 years-old

randm1 2 December 2009, 19:09 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML

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nutcracker 23 February 2010, 09:28 Slovenia

Experimentation

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

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