FML : Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By JG - / Thursday 10 May 2012 11:48 / United States - Melbourne

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By anoellem | 1

#4417019 - Thursday 10 May 2012 16:48

Stand up and take a bow. Play it off with humor.

By numbersystem | 4

#4417017 - Thursday 10 May 2012 16:48

You'll be alright.

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By DrDilllonReese | 12

#4417015 - Thursday 10 May 2012 16:46

They're congratulating you on the new girlfriend, be happy!!

By numbersystem | 4

#4417017 - Thursday 10 May 2012 16:48

You'll be alright.

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Roevera | 14

#4417055 - Thursday 10 May 2012 16:55

Obviously he'll be alright.... a little social embarrassment never hurt anyone.. Anything to be first.

By anoellem | 1

#4417019 - Thursday 10 May 2012 16:48

Stand up and take a bow. Play it off with humor.

By SkoomaKi | 24

#4417024 - Thursday 10 May 2012 16:48

I'm glad they're taking such an interest. Go along with it.

By retyi43 | 14

#4417026 - Thursday 10 May 2012 16:48

so, what's the problem?

By transcedental | 18

#4417028 - Thursday 10 May 2012 16:49

It would be worse if he was lying, so yeah - just lay back and enjoy your girlfriend ;P

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StanSmith_fml | 9

#4417050 - Thursday 10 May 2012 16:54

Guaranteed he"ll be making another FML in two weeks of how she cheated on him...

By lolfood | 24

#4417030 - Thursday 10 May 2012 16:49

Well, at least you got congratulated

By courtz94 | 24

#4417032 - Thursday 10 May 2012 16:49

Congrats! At least you're not one of those fake people.

By TwiztedYuri | 9

#4417036 - Thursday 10 May 2012 16:51

that's an fml how? it should go up on a wall of achievements

By missanderson813 | 4

#4417038 - Thursday 10 May 2012 16:51

Keep your focus on your girlfriend. You think its bad now but wait till everyone finds out when she dumps you.

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