They're congratulating you on the new girlfriend, be happy!!

You'll be alright.

Obviously he'll be alright.... a little social embarrassment never hurt anyone.. Anything to be first.

Stand up and take a bow. Play it off with humor.

I'm glad they're taking such an interest. Go along with it.

so, what's the problem?

It would be worse if he was lying, so yeah - just lay back and enjoy your girlfriend ;P

Guaranteed he"ll be making another FML in two weeks of how she cheated on him...

Well, at least you got congratulated

Congrats! At least you're not one of those fake people.

that's an fml how? it should go up on a wall of achievements

Keep your focus on your girlfriend. You think its bad now but wait till everyone finds out when she dumps you.