Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
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Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Lord_Farquad 1
That's what I'd call tough love.
Sekococo 0
Dominace in love is a strong thing :D did you go out with the winner?
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Comments (100)
Emperor_Jim 0
Oh, come on, you know you loved it. Two guys fighting to the death over you is every woman's fantasy. Remeber, guys: They're just not worth it.
flashback.miss 28
next time on the Jerry springer show...
AVainAttempt 0
win
WorkThatButt 2
Get a room!
Samhain79 0
He probably liked you because you were pulling him off
FerrariCake 2
LMAO... that's just what I was thinking. And in the middle of class.
lickmyjock 0
mmm it turns me on so much when my womans gets all fighting with some woman over mr. god I ******* love it it's like you go bitch take it off!
hennessey 0
What did you just say exactly?
dent91 0
he might have many girl friends or many wives and it seem that they fight over him to get laid ??? lmao
unpossible 26
He also calls his penis "Mr."!
silentfog 0
lol
ohgosh_noooo 0
hmm... well then... I think I'd stay with the one who isn't PSYCHO!!!!!
Tribulations 0
YDI for saying you tried to pull him off. (http://pull-off.urbanup.com/127063)
nadsm 0
hahaha.
iCoco_ 0
lmfao.
shananigans 0
Fatal Attraction FTW...
laughingman 0
that happen to my cousin the girls ex came up behind my cousin and choked him till he passed out, cause she was just talking to him.