Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Lord_Farquad 1
That's what I'd call tough love.
Sekococo 0
Dominace in love is a strong thing :D did you go out with the winner?
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Comments (100)
MelieLovesYou 1
lmao that is funny it's even better that she sacked you for that
Cristaderzi 0
Takun it back too the old school!!!
benhamean 0
that is so awesome!!!
dzerzhinsky 0
YDI for not discouraging him enough
X_Life_Sucks_X 0
That guy doesn't just like you he loves you...
nannek 0
awww how sweet at least now you know how much he luvs yuh
corme_fml 0
'Nice' friend vs douche bag boyfriend? GO MR. RIGHT!! XD
Maynyrd 0
That probably meant that he deserved getting choked. That, or your friend is just crazy.
snzizle 0
no one really expects a "sweet little note" or "heartfelt confession". that just sounds like some wishful thinking on your part. futhermore, who the hell has 60 students in one classroom?
Elesiel 0
Someone's never been to college.
jordaninja 0
betcha he has some pretty violent sex! 0.o
mrfig1987 2
fo sho!!! violent shower sex with lots of biting >D