FML : Love Hurts

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Love Hurts

Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 30 August 2017 03:29 / United Kingdom

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7535424 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 04:32

Oh, you coax sucker!

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7535489 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 10:49

Ahhh, good old teenage days where you beat up your love rivalry. Now that I'm older and wiser, it's not something I would personally do. That's why I pay some homie to do it for me.

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7535424 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 04:32

Oh, you coax sucker!

By Little Richard | 10

#7535430 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 06:05

For the punch, now you have to bang her!

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7535489 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 10:49

Ahhh, good old teenage days where you beat up your love rivalry. Now that I'm older and wiser, it's not something I would personally do. That's why I pay some homie to do it for me.

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8313girl | 28

#7535648 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 07:47

A bully for hire!

By Rafa1210 | 4

#7535628 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 06:28

Did you punch him back though?

By beybmoo | 15

#7535967 - Thursday 31 August 2017 01:06

So are you in love with her too?

By jfsiv | 15

#7536188 - Friday 1 September 2017 12:42

Is she hot? A punch to the face might be worth it!

By ARISKomuniszt | 13

#7541896 - Saturday 16 September 2017 10:41

It sounds like it's her fault... maybe you could start a punching circle?

By fatbody | 5

#7542734 - Tuesday 19 September 2017 04:51

nae home slice you gotta fuck him up now son

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