Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
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Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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iliketurdles 7
Nom nom nom nom..
knibbsy 4
Sounds like that one time my pet rabbit escaped and I found it lying dead, next to me in the morning. It was wet and soggy. I chewed it.
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RidinSolo_92 0
Poor Thing :(
Sun_Kissed18 25
I found mine next to my cat.... wasn't fun
XxAngel77xX 0
YDI for not feeding your dog properly.
ripjohnlennon 5
yea my dog did that to my roomates daughters hamster. she left the door open and my boxer wanted to play with it and got In the cage and licked it and litteraly scaring it to death
Pacocanrocko 0
that my friend, is why you but a guinea pig. Piggies get way bigger and stronger and meaner than a hampster. cat has no chance.
Primus_fml 0
But a dog would.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ferrets! They still might not win a fight with a dog, but they'll make damn sure that dog knows what he's up against, and inflict as much damage as possible on the way down.
spoocks96 0
OP never said it was dead. n at least u found it. :)
xOjasminee 0
omg, this happened to me too :(
mattNL 0
its a fking hamster, what are you 10?
cassiekinz 14
wait. is it dead O.O or did it live? D:
xFaust_fml 12
Why do people take mice or hamsters when they already have a cat or a dog? Of course it won't end well.