poorhamster
United States
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
deadhamster
United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
roze198765
United States
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Anonymous
United States
So…
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Devin
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
traumatised
United Kingdom
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
riptoofie
United States
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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iliketurdles 7
Nom nom nom nom..
knibbsy 4
Sounds like that one time my pet rabbit escaped and I found it lying dead, next to me in the morning. It was wet and soggy. I chewed it.
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Comments (64)
DaviiC 0
Better watch your dog...
KittenLuvs1212 0
hahahha that's so gross! was ur hammie ok?
KiaMaster 0
get your dog some toys that are bigger
breenarae25 0
I live in Hawaii too
bekdebekah 0
if the hamster is alive then get it therapy and if not fyl and forget the guys who say YDI you dont
VenusUnbound 0
I really wish you would have specified whether the hamster was alive or dead. This is going to bug me all day now.
BonJovi821 3
....It's dead.
trese666 0
that's why u keep animals in cages and are responsible. didn't your mommy tell you that before she let you get the pet?
james3458 3
dog FTW! natural selection happening in your very own home!
kimmykimkim 0
um i sont recall hearing it was dead, perhaps it was sleeping
starile 20
I'm pretty sure it's dead, people. If it was alive, it wouldn't just be chilling next to the dog after he chewed it. It'd be trying to get the hell away from the dog.