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i absolutely love the way you worded this. makes it sound like you let your sister escape from her hamster cage
this has nothing to do with the fml but whatever: once time i brought a female hamster without knowing it was preggo so it has babies then the mom and sex with he babies making more babies which the mom ate the babies of the babies. it was a ****** up thing. i had to get ride of it. moral of the story? get a male hamster or just make sure you know its not pregnant before you get it.
LOL @11. poor babies :(
Today I was trapped in a hamster cage FML
yeah I really hate typing on my iPod sorry D:
^ agreed
"im a chirstian, but i suck **** like a pornstar." LMFAO. that made my day. thank you! :) hah
60 I really hope u r joking
that's a hard one ... IN THE TOILET?
MOUSETRAP!!
11: "Babies! 400 babies!"
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89- "GIVE YOUR BABIES SHOCKOLATE AND THEY'LL RUN ABNORMALLY FAST!! they'll run as fast as KENYANS!" 25- sooo wanna come over and study the lord's great gift together? my bible is huuuuge!
I give up, OP! Where did you find her? The anxiety is killing me!
XD
hey at least she won't ask you to take care of her pets anymore!
Yeah, I really don't think that was a goal she wanted to achieve.
Not funny..,
Soooo where'd you find her ? Can't just end the story like that .
Obviously in jail. You have to use the context clues. Dad puts down traps, hamster protests out of solidarity with other rodents, protest gets out of order, hamster bitch slaps dad, hamster jailed for assault.
Brava, IF. That was inspired.
cheers 12, that was smooth ;P
1- OP did make it sound that way. Too funny!
well guess you got her christmas present covered
you keep your sister in a hamster cage?
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i absolutely love the way you worded this. makes it sound like you let your sister escape from her hamster cage
Obviously in jail. You have to use the context clues. Dad puts down traps, hamster protests out of solidarity with other rodents, protest gets out of order, hamster bitch slaps dad, hamster jailed for assault.