i absolutely love the way you worded this. makes it sound like you let your sister escape from her hamster cage

this has nothing to do with the fml but whatever:
once time i brought a female hamster without knowing it was preggo so it has babies then the mom and sex with he babies making more babies which the mom ate the babies of the babies. it was a fucked up thing. i had to get ride of it.
moral of the story? get a male hamster or just make sure you know its not pregnant before you get it.

you deserved it

LOL @11. poor babies :(

11- Just for the hell of it, I really hope those were typos...

Today I was trapped in a hamster cage FML

The FML doesn't say where OP found the hamster.. Was it in the toilet, oven, fridge!?!?!? it's driving me crazy... :'(

yeah I really hate typing on my iPod sorry D:

^ agreed

"im a chirstian, but i suck cock like a pornstar."

LMFAO. that made my day. thank you! :) hah

60 I really hope u r joking

that's a hard one ... IN THE TOILET?

looool hahah thts fucked up

MOUSETRAP!!

11: "Babies! 400 babies!"

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ignorance seriously?
you're an annoying bitch
getting on fml is probably the highlight of your day
hit me back I might satisfy you with ATTENTION.

89- "GIVE YOUR BABIES SHOCKOLATE AND THEY'LL RUN ABNORMALLY FAST!! they'll run as fast as KENYANS!"
25- sooo wanna come over and study the lord's great gift together? my bible is huuuuge!

I give up, OP! Where did you find her? The anxiety is killing me!

XD

It doesn't say "my sister's hamster cage", it says "my sister's hamster's cage" which implies she's talking about the pet, not her sister.

hey at least she won't ask you to take care of her pets anymore!

Yeah, I really don't think that was a goal she wanted to achieve.

);

yum. hamster soup.

Not funny..,

Soooo where'd you find her ?
Can't just end the story like that .

Obviously in jail. You have to use the context clues. Dad puts down traps, hamster protests out of solidarity with other rodents, protest gets out of order, hamster bitch slaps dad, hamster jailed for assault.

#12, That makes perfect sense.

#12, you had me literally laughing out loud with everything you just said. I looked pretty pathetic laughing in front of my iPod. But you just made my day :) Thank you.

Brava, IF. That was inspired.

cheers 12, that was smooth ;P

1- OP did make it sound that way. Too funny!

well guess you got her christmas present covered

you keep your sister in a hamster cage?

in the cage?!

lol if you read it the right way it does sound like that.
(sorry this was for comment #7)

Ur awful. Fhl= f**k her life