poorhamster
United States
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
deadhamster
United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
roze198765
United States
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Anonymous
United States
So…
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Devin
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
traumatised
United Kingdom
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
riptoofie
United States
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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iliketurdles 7
Nom nom nom nom..
knibbsy 4
Sounds like that one time my pet rabbit escaped and I found it lying dead, next to me in the morning. It was wet and soggy. I chewed it.
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BadKitty13 28
Bummer.
careface1337 0
haha fyl :b
morgs1 0
I know this is off topic but how do you work the messageing thing for the iPod touch?? please help me!!
BrightSidegirl82 0
If u mean on this app it don't work...
FFML_314 12
If you are using an iPod or a device of any kind, besides a computer, you can go to your web browser, like 'Safari' and go to Fmylife.com and sign into your account. From there you can PM people.
molil_4810 0
awwwwww Neva have any rodent with a cat or dog!!
pianogrl 0
your pic is awesome!!
UsmcDevilDogs 0
there once was a hamster name George who thought it would funny to runny no he is in my dogs tummy.
HOHOHOhamster 0
HOHOHO thats hilarious but R.I.P. hamster :'(
DocBastard 40
I sure am glad OP specified it was his "pet" hamster and "pet" dog. For a moment I thought it may have been his accountant hamster who was eaten by his astronaut dog.
trueblue42 4
28 - you so funny!!!! I literally lol'd so loud. but RIP hamster :(
cuddlekitty66 0
Many people refer to their animals as 'pet' because it shows affection toward it. Why make fun of the usage of 'pet'...?
De_Bri 16
Me too. That was a fantastic comment. I lol'd. It's true though. OP was oddly specific.
iltby 3
Not the dog's fault, it's just prey drive. Sorry about your hamster, though.