Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
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Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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iliketurdles 7
Nom nom nom nom..
knibbsy 4
Sounds like that one time my pet rabbit escaped and I found it lying dead, next to me in the morning. It was wet and soggy. I chewed it.
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bluelily_ 0
:( Was it dead or alive? ...I have a hamster too, and I always make sure the dog doesnt go inside my room.
LMAO_atLife 8
no self respecting hamster would take a licking from a dog and not get the he'll out of Dodge at the first opportunity. if hammie was still there it was not a survivor. poor hammie.
Gameguy602 0
Guys, if a dog chewed a hamster, there is very little chance it would still be alive, and if it was, it would be circling the drain. Like 63 said, if it was alive it would have been long gone, but because it was still there, I'm going to go ahead and assume it was dead, or very close to dying.
xITZxTuRtLeX 0
if only that hamster was trained by chuck Norris like mine
Vetroit 0
Aww D: Poor hamster.
skreech96 0
wut is that picture to??? I know I've seen it somewhere haha
UnluckyEmoGirl 0
is the hamster okay?! D'=
SMD_emilyy 1
That is really gross. Why would you not save him in time? D':
kteb2008 0
when I was 5 I found my hampster in the couch... about a week after he went missing. :( RIP Lance II (the 2nd) I feel your pain! lol
angel55033 12
so you mean crushed and bloody? poor lil guy