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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Lost what I never knew I had - 15/03/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, my husband rushed me to the hospital, and we were told that I'd had a miscarriage. Neither of us knew I was pregnant. FML

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By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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By mamagelmane - 08/08/2014 04:27 - France - Vervezelle

Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML

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Great, I guess

By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 07:24 - Canada - Milton

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 20:33 - Canada

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML

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By Heather Scurfield - 06/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Witney

Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML

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By youreajoker - 10/11/2010 10:28 - Australia

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML

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Short-lived

By Anonymous - 10/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I’m pregnant and got excited. We’d never discussed kids before since we’ve only been dating a year, but I was so happy… until I told him, and his face just fell. I left after he drank himself unconscious and I’m now at my mum's house FML

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By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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SS99_fml 20

Thursday 24 September 2015 17:20

Man who knows what's gonna happen to him in the delivery room!

thejonac 21

Thursday 24 September 2015 17:20

of happiness i hope

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thejonac 21

Thursday 24 September 2015 17:20

of happiness i hope

moodyreallyrocks 27

Thursday 24 September 2015 17:47

Hopefully..

arano 29

Friday 25 September 2015 9:59

At least he didn't run away lmao

SS99_fml 20

Thursday 24 September 2015 17:20

Man who knows what's gonna happen to him in the delivery room!

mrsorange21 14

Thursday 24 September 2015 17:21

Bless aha, he's probably just shocked. Congrats op :)

ragnarok1540 39

Thursday 24 September 2015 17:22

Congrats! Imagine his reaction if you are having twins. At least he didn't walk out for a breather and never return.

phoneaddict13 29

Friday 25 September 2015 1:21

when my dad found out he was getting twins (myself and my sister) he was so pale in the face and slumped in is seat (out of shock). thank god he was sitting! but yeah, one more than he expected

christopherwilli 14

Thursday 24 September 2015 17:23

That's not necessarily a bad thing. He could be happy.

Ms_ValS 27

Friday 25 September 2015 4:00

Yes OP. It's not a bad thing that your husband is a massive wuss and passed out at the announcement of the baby, let alone the delivery.

derangedplanet 23

Thursday 24 September 2015 17:23

the joys of parenting starting already. from watching other couples and being a live in nanny, that probably won't be the last time...:)

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 24 September 2015 17:23

Becoming a parent is a huge responsibility! I'm sure he's just very nervous.

cooltatgar 31

Thursday 24 September 2015 17:24

Congratulations :) Once heard of a guy who fainted during his wife delivery.

trucker2 33

Thursday 24 September 2015 17:26

Well, he couldn't have said anything bad about it.

Reeced10 9

Thursday 24 September 2015 17:35

Faintness of overwhelming joy is actually a thing. Congratulations on the baby.

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