Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
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Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
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kona314 1
I don't always pass out, but when I do, it's because I'm scared of passing out
Mr25_fml 14
I wonder if that would count as sleeping together..
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Comments (120)
RubenTheGreek 8
Am i the only who thought this could be dangerous? What if the boyfriend passed out from a symptom of a disease?what if something was happening to him?
ohyeahhhh4 2
You're the only one who thought right, so thanks.
YummiGummi 0
That's a Romeo and Juliet kind of romance you two have :)
YummiGummi 0
Oh jinkies everyone already said that
iWoggle 6
And that's the story of Romeo and Juliet.
SWAGnificent 0
Did he ever wake back up?
melanierules123 7
Your such a follower
bchelle11 0
I don't always pass out...but when I do, I pass out because you passed out. Then you pass out when you find me unconscious and when I wake up I pass out when I realize you haven't been conscious yet...
megladon 0
at least u do things together :)
tommygun93 2
Hahaha that's great. How is this an FML? It's adorable if anything.
sparklecherry 4
Wuss
ohyeahhhh4 2
Alright, I am the OP. And all of you are horrible. He has heart/chest problems and the pain gets too unbearable, and has passed out and ended up in the hospital from it. I have terrible anxiety problems, which cause me to hyperventilate and pass out when I get really nervous. So I hope you all feel bad.