Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Alice
United Kingdom
Charming
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
soawkward
Canada
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Anonymous
South Salem, United States
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Yes
United States
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Koda
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Arielle
Australia
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
anon
Addison, United States
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
wifeofafainter
Bronx, United States
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Top comments
kona314 1
I don't always pass out, but when I do, it's because I'm scared of passing out
Mr25_fml 14
I wonder if that would count as sleeping together..
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Comments (120)
Myo_fml 20
You're very helpful in a crisis situation.
Jimboom 12
Wuss! You deserve each other
dat_troll 0
I never passed out bah bah bah I'm a fag and a douch bag.
PRpandaz 6
Im sorry, but that made me die laughing I could just hear the thumbs down im about to recieve
sarbear293 4
I have bad anxiety too. That shit sucks.
DexterDillinger 0
Just tried ta get some from my girl...she told me to go on FML
jerry2011 4
Made for each other, oh wait actually not. What if there is an emergency situation, one pass out and other one too pass out. You two need a new pair I guess.
Spazz420 7
Wow you are useless!!
TheVirtuoso 5
Well, as long as you're passed out together, that's all that matters. :D.
larryshere 4
passoutathon..