By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 05:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 953
You deserved it 8 442

Same thing different taste

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YourEvilHero 12
YourEvilHero 12
13FMYLIFE 0

Facebook stalking... taken to a whole new level!

1123nic 0

When you're out to da club, and you see a fly girl, do the creep ahh.

2 stalkers... Or just one stalker and one creepy dude.

blackheart24 10

At least it didn't say youre ****** ugly. Like.

TunechiXXL 0

23 + 24 noone watches the Cleveland Show.......

"Hey look, a note by someone's door, it is my duty to go read it & participate in the conversation"

KiddNYC1O 20

72- But everyone watches Family Guy, right? Right?!

72, then how'd you know where it's from ? Numb nuts.

I've got a stalker too... It ain't fun I kno how u feel

TunechiXXL 0

123 like the pic, goes well with your clever name, assclown

I watch the Cleveland show. MY NAME IS CLEVELAND BROWN AND I AM PROUD TO BE RIGHT BACK IN MY HOME TOWN WITH MY NEW FAMILY. THERES OLD FRIENDS AND NEW FRIENDS AND EVEN A BEAR THROUGH GOOD TIMES AND BAD TIMES TRUE LOVE WE SHARE. AND SO I'VE FOUND A PLACE WHERE EVERYONE WILL KNOW MY HAPPY MUSTACHE FACE. THIS IS THE CLEVELAND SHOW!! haahaaha

Haha that's gross sucks to be you OP, I had a stalker in real life, we used to be friends but I rejected him. So yeah I'd hate to think he got off on my pics lol

GuessWhatKids 13
RecklessJellyBea 7
volleyball332 0

Naww check out spokeo thats a stalkers library

Deathpawz 4

Well look at it this way...people think your attractive. But you may want to consider blocking people from seeing your photos.

But you know, the guy (stalker or w/e) probably saved those photos on his comp

EvilCupcake8361 9

'Creepy Stalker' just poked you. Would you like to poke back? [] POKE [] CANCEL

Dear OP, maybe it's time to think about your privacy on the internet. Maybe it's also time to think about the level of being a **** on your photo's.

kimmiekimmiekong 0

yes let's call a stranger a **** when u have NO clue what her pictures look like, stop judging and hating on people!

kimmiekimmiekong 0

this is true but u never know, I just don't believe people so go assuming things about people that try don't even know!

Ummm.... You're on the wrong site then. We get like 3 sentences of a story to go on, not a novel. A little bit of common sense assuming has to be done.

jaredofmo 22

For all we know, they might find OP so sexy, they'd ********** to even fully clothed pictures.

SW500 13

How is being in a bikini slutty? What do you wear to the beach, a dry suit? You're being a ******* prude, you have no idea what the OP is like. God I hate prudes.

usnwife 18

It's a situational thing. Bikinis on a beach, fine, but say, in toys r us? Not a chance. And on the internet, it's like saying "here it is, cheap and easy, come get it!" especially if you have no privacy settings... If you put up pictures in an album from your beach trip, okay, but the way I took it, and I may be wrong, was that it was her profile pic, which should encompass more of who you are as a person, and if you put a half naked picture there, I will assume you are a ****.

N3766 20

now I like your post in here too...

Hide every public photo and only share with close friends, or pose sexually suggestive and give them better fap material.

Pose suggestively and give them some better material! Lots of rear shots! Tight, thin white shirts! Fall in some fountains! Us girls need something cute and sexy too!

lol its EXCALIBUR! Just honor the 1000 provisions.

MiLkShAkE_69 0

You can't delete it because it is a note on his/her front door.

franticravyn 7

I meant, like deleting a post on Facebook, throw the note away.