Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML
Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
Today, while I was showering, someone left a note on the bathroom door that read, "We can all hear you masturbating. Shut the hell up." I don't know what's more embarrassing, that everyone in my house thought I was masturbating or that I was actually singing. FML
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Today, I found a note on my door that said, "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked." Later, I found another note that said, "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
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Top comments
LlamaFlavoured 24
Someone's got a stalker...
RecklessJellyBea 7
Ah, FB. A stalker's library.
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Comments (189)
jaredofmo 22
Wouldn't it be funny if they got the wrong address?
SkardeyKat 3
Yeah, it might have been intended for a hot girl but it was read by a lonely fat girl with a horse obsession... That's what I'm picturing...
esines 9
Stop 40, you're giving me a boner
eastsidesoldier 7
Lol
CrazyManNo9 29
LIKE!
alejandra_30 0
Aahh facebook, stalking is just a click away ;)
josejimenez 0
Nice rack
Mayshod 3
Legally speaking, this qualifies as sexual harassment. You have the police at least file a report so there is a record of it.
CrazyManNo9 29
What??? No freakin way. You have no idea what you are talking about AT ALL. BS.
icanhazblivions 1
that's when you take the skanky pictures dowwwwn
purple91 8
The comments on this are funnier than the FML.
JackXsss 8
how hot are you?
kozy3am 0
i totally call the cops! haha
BabyMama121307 0
Mayb if u wouldnt show skin like a dam hoe lol
RebekahBrooke 9
Does anyone else see the irony between their name and their comment?
hbbs93 6
Lmfao @ 52 hahaha!